How is Han Solo in bed? Posted by EmergencyNo7427@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 65 comments He shoots first.
[-] The_Drunkest_Monkey@reddit "Into the garbage chute, fly-boy!" [-] DemonSuoh202@reddit This thread made me laugh harder than I have in a while, thanks [-] azad_ninja@reddit “I do t care how bad it smells, get in there” [-] justnigel@reddit ...and I thought they smelled bad on the outside! [-] burner_account_9975@reddit I hope Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew. [-] mr_kernish@reddit " LUKE, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time? [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Never tell me the odds... [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Great shot kid it was one in a million... [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Don't get cocky. [-] mw2683@reddit This may smell bad, but it will keep you warm [-] Droidy365@reddit You came in that thing?! You're braver than I thought... [-] MadDocHolliday@reddit She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. [-] Traveling_hole@reddit No, I am your father. [-] CallEmAsISeeEm1986@reddit Reading these Star Wars themed double entendres as a Star Trek fan… [dismayed discordant wookie noises..!!!] [-] The_Drunkest_Monkey@reddit "Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?" [-] iloveFjords@reddit A droid doesn’t rip your arms off if it loses. [-] HanSoloNut@reddit Hey hey hey, is this a directed shot at me…? [-] The_Drunkest_Monkey@reddit "You've got a lot of nerve coming here after what you pulled." [-] Eastgaard@reddit It would've cost you zero credits not to post this. [-] The_Drunkest_Monkey@reddit Gotta recruit Han into the Rebel Alliance somehow.
[-] azad_ninja@reddit “I do t care how bad it smells, get in there” [-] justnigel@reddit ...and I thought they smelled bad on the outside! [-] burner_account_9975@reddit I hope Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew. [-] mr_kernish@reddit " LUKE, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time? [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Never tell me the odds... [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Great shot kid it was one in a million... [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Don't get cocky. [-] mw2683@reddit This may smell bad, but it will keep you warm [-] Droidy365@reddit You came in that thing?! You're braver than I thought... [-] MadDocHolliday@reddit She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. [-] Traveling_hole@reddit No, I am your father. [-] CallEmAsISeeEm1986@reddit Reading these Star Wars themed double entendres as a Star Trek fan… [dismayed discordant wookie noises..!!!] [-] The_Drunkest_Monkey@reddit "Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?" [-] iloveFjords@reddit A droid doesn’t rip your arms off if it loses.
[-] justnigel@reddit ...and I thought they smelled bad on the outside! [-] burner_account_9975@reddit I hope Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew. [-] mr_kernish@reddit " LUKE, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time? [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Never tell me the odds... [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Great shot kid it was one in a million... [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Don't get cocky. [-] mw2683@reddit This may smell bad, but it will keep you warm [-] Droidy365@reddit You came in that thing?! You're braver than I thought... [-] MadDocHolliday@reddit She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. [-] Traveling_hole@reddit No, I am your father. [-] CallEmAsISeeEm1986@reddit Reading these Star Wars themed double entendres as a Star Trek fan… [dismayed discordant wookie noises..!!!]
[-] burner_account_9975@reddit I hope Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew. [-] mr_kernish@reddit " LUKE, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time? [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Never tell me the odds... [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Great shot kid it was one in a million... [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Don't get cocky. [-] mw2683@reddit This may smell bad, but it will keep you warm [-] Droidy365@reddit You came in that thing?! You're braver than I thought... [-] MadDocHolliday@reddit She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. [-] Traveling_hole@reddit No, I am your father. [-] CallEmAsISeeEm1986@reddit Reading these Star Wars themed double entendres as a Star Trek fan… [dismayed discordant wookie noises..!!!]
[-] mr_kernish@reddit " LUKE, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time? [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Never tell me the odds... [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Great shot kid it was one in a million... [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Don't get cocky. [-] mw2683@reddit This may smell bad, but it will keep you warm [-] Droidy365@reddit You came in that thing?! You're braver than I thought... [-] MadDocHolliday@reddit She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. [-] Traveling_hole@reddit No, I am your father. [-] CallEmAsISeeEm1986@reddit Reading these Star Wars themed double entendres as a Star Trek fan… [dismayed discordant wookie noises..!!!]
[-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Never tell me the odds... [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Great shot kid it was one in a million... [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Don't get cocky. [-] mw2683@reddit This may smell bad, but it will keep you warm [-] Droidy365@reddit You came in that thing?! You're braver than I thought... [-] MadDocHolliday@reddit She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. [-] Traveling_hole@reddit No, I am your father. [-] CallEmAsISeeEm1986@reddit Reading these Star Wars themed double entendres as a Star Trek fan… [dismayed discordant wookie noises..!!!]
[-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Great shot kid it was one in a million... [-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Don't get cocky. [-] mw2683@reddit This may smell bad, but it will keep you warm [-] Droidy365@reddit You came in that thing?! You're braver than I thought... [-] MadDocHolliday@reddit She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. [-] Traveling_hole@reddit No, I am your father. [-] CallEmAsISeeEm1986@reddit Reading these Star Wars themed double entendres as a Star Trek fan… [dismayed discordant wookie noises..!!!]
[-] shwarma_heaven@reddit Don't get cocky. [-] mw2683@reddit This may smell bad, but it will keep you warm [-] Droidy365@reddit You came in that thing?! You're braver than I thought... [-] MadDocHolliday@reddit She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. [-] Traveling_hole@reddit No, I am your father. [-] CallEmAsISeeEm1986@reddit Reading these Star Wars themed double entendres as a Star Trek fan… [dismayed discordant wookie noises..!!!]
[-] mw2683@reddit This may smell bad, but it will keep you warm [-] Droidy365@reddit You came in that thing?! You're braver than I thought... [-] MadDocHolliday@reddit She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. [-] Traveling_hole@reddit No, I am your father. [-] CallEmAsISeeEm1986@reddit Reading these Star Wars themed double entendres as a Star Trek fan… [dismayed discordant wookie noises..!!!]
[-] Droidy365@reddit You came in that thing?! You're braver than I thought... [-] MadDocHolliday@reddit She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. [-] Traveling_hole@reddit No, I am your father.
[-] MadDocHolliday@reddit She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. [-] Traveling_hole@reddit No, I am your father.
[-] CallEmAsISeeEm1986@reddit Reading these Star Wars themed double entendres as a Star Trek fan… [dismayed discordant wookie noises..!!!]
[-] The_Drunkest_Monkey@reddit "Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?" [-] iloveFjords@reddit A droid doesn’t rip your arms off if it loses.
[-] HanSoloNut@reddit Hey hey hey, is this a directed shot at me…? [-] The_Drunkest_Monkey@reddit "You've got a lot of nerve coming here after what you pulled."
[-] Eastgaard@reddit It would've cost you zero credits not to post this. [-] The_Drunkest_Monkey@reddit Gotta recruit Han into the Rebel Alliance somehow.
[-] Gamblorr85@reddit Average is a little over 11 minutes, he finishes in less than 12. Par sex. [-] wrenhunter@reddit Better call Tiger Woods [-] Clickguy10@reddit He knows how to drive
[-] Brikpilot@reddit Chewbacca said “Han Solo in the cockpit?” The he got pissed off when his hair stuck to the pilots seat.
[-] richardelmore@reddit I've got a bad feeling about this... [-] ModelMagician@reddit Don’t get cocky kid
The_Drunkest_Monkey@reddit
"Into the garbage chute, fly-boy!"
DemonSuoh202@reddit
This thread made me laugh harder than I have in a while, thanks
azad_ninja@reddit
“I do t care how bad it smells, get in there”
justnigel@reddit
...and I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
burner_account_9975@reddit
I hope Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew.
mr_kernish@reddit
" LUKE, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?
shwarma_heaven@reddit
Never tell me the odds...
shwarma_heaven@reddit
Great shot kid it was one in a million...
shwarma_heaven@reddit
Don't get cocky.
mw2683@reddit
This may smell bad, but it will keep you warm
Droidy365@reddit
You came in that thing?! You're braver than I thought...
MadDocHolliday@reddit
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
Traveling_hole@reddit
No, I am your father.
CallEmAsISeeEm1986@reddit
Reading these Star Wars themed double entendres as a Star Trek fan… [dismayed discordant wookie noises..!!!]
The_Drunkest_Monkey@reddit
"Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?"
iloveFjords@reddit
A droid doesn’t rip your arms off if it loses.
HanSoloNut@reddit
Hey hey hey, is this a directed shot at me…?
The_Drunkest_Monkey@reddit
"You've got a lot of nerve coming here after what you pulled."
Eastgaard@reddit
It would've cost you zero credits not to post this.
The_Drunkest_Monkey@reddit
Gotta recruit Han into the Rebel Alliance somehow.
Historical-Salad-738@reddit
Well this is dangerously charming.
Tommy_Roboto@reddit
It’s not that kind of movie, kid
Gamblorr85@reddit
Average is a little over 11 minutes, he finishes in less than 12. Par sex.
wrenhunter@reddit
Better call Tiger Woods
Clickguy10@reddit
He knows how to drive
JohnathanIkner57@reddit
Honestly my thought was that he normally cums solo
Independent_Bite4682@reddit
Red
NEGATIVE_CORPUS_ZERO@reddit
Should've seen that cumming. 🙄😂
glosili@reddit
Solo? Lonely would be my guess.
AgeAdditional4971@reddit
There’s a reason why they call him Han SOLO
2020mademejoinreddit@reddit
He goes solo.
PygmeePony@reddit
Nerf herder? I barely knew her!
BuzzHawk1986II@reddit
He makes a lot of wookie mistakes
BananaNutBlister@reddit
Kinda stiff.
BreakfastPizzaStudio@reddit
He completely froze.
General_Freed@reddit
Stroking his Wookie?
StreetOwl@reddit
1v1 he solos
aBanjoPicker@reddit
Did not appreciate it was Chewy.
Brikpilot@reddit
Chewbacca said “Han Solo in the cockpit?” The he got pissed off when his hair stuck to the pilots seat.
AusGeno@reddit
Sub parsecs.
Ishidan01@reddit
Luke warm.
Oh wait fuck wrong joke
heartraterapid@reddit
He goes all day and carbonite.
HiawathaSM2@reddit
Hung so Low
TheErectionSelection@reddit
Myself, the boy and two droids, no questions asked
Downunderphilosopher@reddit
'You ain't getting in this cockpit. Tonight you're Han Solo".
CmdnTrsMllnx@reddit
Millennium Fuckin'
Fath3rOfTh3Wolf@reddit
You always shoot first when you are solo
friarguy@reddit
He might shoot first, but at least he's not Obi One-Poke-nobi
dae_giovanni@reddit
"you're about to get cocky, kid..."
SirDrexl@reddit
He'd better be good if he wants to get Leia'd again.
Sideways_X1@reddit
Depends on if Disney controls the narrative...
CornFedPrairiePenis@reddit
Solo with hand
Wayne_Hetherington@reddit
Hand Solo?
zebbzz1@reddit
He could last a millennium in my falcon
prot34n@reddit
Pretty short for a storm trooper I hear.
jthefreak@reddit
I thought they smelled bad from the outside!
richardelmore@reddit
I've got a bad feeling about this...
ModelMagician@reddit
Don’t get cocky kid
SayethWeAll@reddit
“You came in that thing? You’re braver than a thought”
Fitz_Boatswain@reddit
chewbacca noise
DoookieMaxx@reddit
I know
NoTime4YourBullshit@reddit
I heard he’s very Greedo in bed.
slamthatspam@reddit
Gets finished by his son
Stringy63@reddit
Reluctant upvote
Nobodyknowstherules@reddit
Actually, he's the only one who shoots. Even worse.