In honor of Spirit Airlines' recent demise...
Posted by norsurfit@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 35 comments
Spirit Airlines Pilot: Excuse me, is there a doctor on board?
Doctor: Yes, I am a doctor!
Pilot: You’re a doctor? Then why the hell are you flying Spirit airlines?
ES_FTrader@reddit
Doctor: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Doctor: You can tell me. I'm a doctor
lake-rat@reddit
Captain: No, I mean I don’t know. Doctor: Well can you take a guess? Captain: Not for another two hours. Doctor: You can’t take a guess for another two hours?
darksoft125@reddit
We have to get this man to a hospital.
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
CoPilot-RogerMurdock@reddit
Huh?
darksoft125@reddit
Wait a minute, I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!
SiliconEagle73@reddit
Do any passengers on Spirit Airlines speak jive?
AffectionateHeat9573@reddit
Sheeet! (Golly!)
Economic-Bee-Hoon@reddit
What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Well, we had a choice: steak or fish.
Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
Scary_Vanilla2932@reddit
Patient: Doctor! Sorry to interrupt but I believe my whole body is shrinking! Doctor: Excuse me I'm busy! You'll have to be a little patient!
RansomStark78@reddit
Leslie was the best
Rip enrico palatzo
Bubs_McGee223@reddit
Surely you can't be serious!
tourbox12@reddit
I am serious And stop calling me Shirley
CucumberError@reddit
Doesn’t mean they’re a good Dr.
Equivalent-Two6704@reddit
I once actually heard the Spirit flight crew announce to follow safety directions carefully because there's obviously no doctor aboard.
cisforcoffee@reddit
Now THAT’S funny!
Cinnabon-Jovi@reddit
Heard this from a stand-up comedian also.
“ is there a medical student on board? How about an actor that has played a doctor before?”
--Jester--@reddit
John Crist.
Cinnabon-Jovi@reddit
Thanks that was it!
IsItSupposedToDoThat@reddit
I don’t think I’d want Joey Tribiani giving me medical attention.
welltechnically7@reddit
PhD, not MD
Asmul921@reddit
https://youtube.com/shorts/lR6WXvyuNk0?si=mUohPtbrbD63G_sW
John B Crist
Teripid@reddit
Hi everybody!
CixelsydDb4d@reddit
Hi Doctor Nick!
Teripid@reddit
Glad at least one person got the reference, haha.
No way Dr. Nick wouldn't be on Spirit.
trucorsair@reddit
He’d be flying the plane!
SidratFlush@reddit
Even Dr. Nick has the self respect to never fly twice.
HesTooQuiet@reddit
Proud graduate of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College and physician to Mr. McGreg!
lionalhutz@reddit
The coroner? I’m so sick of that guy!
brownszombie@reddit
Booo
Doc_Hank@reddit
Someone has to treat the survivors of the fight...
hew3@reddit
Pilot: Is there a doctor on board?
Me: I’m a doctor, but not that kind. I have a PhD in English.
Pilot: Oh thank god. Can you help me edit my resume?
rebri@reddit
I'm not a great doctor.
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
But can you still prescribe yourself drugs?
RandomGuy197680@reddit
Southwest now has designated fighting areas at the back of their planes to accommodate Spirit Airlines passengers.
OldElvis1@reddit
Yeah, I was last in my Fantasy Football league, and this was my punishment...