A lot of people told me I should have reconsidered my vasectomy...

but I have no rugrats.

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A vasectomy doesn't stop you having kids , just changes their colour

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This joke is pretty dark.

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I picked up a Dulux colour chart and went for terracotta. I figured it a good match for my garden furniture.

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Oh, honey.

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I got a vasectomy to prevent me having kids, but they were still there when I got home