My ex girlfriend had an A cup on the left side, but a C cup on the right.

Yo mama so fat she uses dump truck mining vehicle size. Can confirm since I live in a mine and just saw her being carried around town in two such vehicles. XD

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SnooCupcakes9855@reddit

One tit in each truck!

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Shaniac_C@reddit

Wow this is the best one I’ve ever heatd

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avidinha@reddit

Some look at this as bra half empty, I like to look at this as bra half full.

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YesterdayFeisty5359@reddit

I see what you did there, HIMYM fan! 😉

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forbinwasright@reddit

I once dated a woman who's breast were different sizes. I'm told it's pretty common to have one that's larger than the other two.

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Easy_Answer6277@reddit

🤣

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Ok-Airport-6058@reddit

There was a young woman from Devizes
She had breasts of differing sizes
One was small, hardly anything at all
The other was large and won prizes

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mooditj@reddit

There once was a woman named Rose, With a tilt to the set of her clothes, One side led the way, in a jaunty display, the other, well it was there, I suppose.

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dgeniesse@reddit

There once was a girl from Regina …

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SCHawkFan@reddit

What was her name? Eileen?

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Fun_Map6745@reddit

they call her Biggie Smalls

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Interesting-2-B-3575@reddit

And without nips, breasts would be pointless!

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Inside_Guava_5482@reddit

Mine too. I had to B right in the middle.

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bdviking@reddit

Mine too. I got to B right in the middle.

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Tommy_Roboto@reddit

I hate to downvote someone on their cake day, but here we are.

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IcebergDarts@reddit

r/yourjokebutworse

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ZoopyGoggins@reddit

Ladies: Don’t be upset if one of your boobs is smaller than the other.
Look on the bright side, one is bigger!

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JimDixon@reddit

On the whole, she had a B average.

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Daftpunksluggage@reddit

I share those feelings... more or less

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KnowBearFeet@reddit

One girl, two cups

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CassManTysonMan@reddit

I knew her. Her name was Ilene!

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bebefridgers@reddit

Eileen Dover.

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No-Significance-8794@reddit

Eileen and her husband Ben!

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pedro_pascal_123@reddit

Ilene Bachendoit?

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Sharp-Past7714@reddit

Makes me want to B in the middle

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Select-Touch-6794@reddit

I once had a girlfriend named Elizas

Who had tits of two different sizes

One was so small

It was nothing at all

And the other so large it won prizes.

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batting1000bob@reddit

Did she walk in circles?

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TheMadDruid@reddit

That takes care of the air conditioning. What about the heating?

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esmelusina@reddit

Mine were D on the left and C on the right. They always made me tingle.

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borntobewildish@reddit

So if I have a threesome with you and OPs chick, will I be on the highway to hell, of do I find Angus Young in my bed?

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esmelusina@reddit

I’d rather not, she’s still my current.

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zynftw@reddit

O_o

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RealUlli@reddit

Left handed Amazon?

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GreatAndPowerfulDC@reddit

Somebody turn on the A/C!

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slackjawreally@reddit

It sounds like a tale of two titties

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fingerpickinggreat@reddit

It was the best of tits it was the worst if tits

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Whiskeyglass666@reddit

That’s cold.

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Belzaem@reddit

A on the left and C on the right? Must be pleasant to be able to use a bow with left handed grip without worrying

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SnooCupcakes9855@reddit

She leans to the left a little but she still got some good miles left on her

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Prairiewill@reddit

A Tale of Two Titties
It was the best of times; it was the not-as-good-but-still-pretty-good times

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SnooCupcakes9855@reddit

Ah I remember it well! So bright on one side of the city and dark as night on the other!

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Specific_Tap7296@reddit

Look at you, getting your Dickens out as soon as tits are mentioned

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Clem573@reddit

Relevant

https://youtu.be/G7nJuXWd8LA?si=i610_O3fofF7jbCy

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JuggerMott@reddit

Did she take first and 3rd in a wet T-shirt contest?

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0EFF@reddit

Breasts are a lot like batteries. If its AA, its small. If it’s a C, it’s bigger. If it’s a D, it’s really big.

And If it’s rectangular, you don’t want to put your tongue on it.

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