He notices a jar full of cash on the counter. He asks the bartender, “What’s that for?”

​The bartender says, “$100 to enter. If you complete three tasks, you win all the money.”

​The guy looks at the jar, sees it’s packed, and says, “What are the tasks?”

​The bartender says, “First, you have to drink an entire bottle of our strongest whiskey in one go. Second, there’s a pit bull out back with a rotten tooth. You have to pull it out. Third, there’s a 90-year-old woman upstairs who’s never had sex. You have to satisfy her.”

​The guy says, “That’s insane. No one can do that.”

​A few hours later, after several drinks, he slams $100 on the counter and says, “I’ll do it.”

​He grabs the bottle, drinks the whole thing, barely standing. Then he stumbles outside.

​The bar hears barking, growling, screaming. After about 10 minutes, it goes silent.

​The guy walks back in, bruised, bleeding, clothes torn. He slams his hand on the bar and says,

​“Alright now where’s that old woman with the bad tooth?”