I went to the doctor
Posted by bigb-2702@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 14 comments
He told me I had Herpes in my eye.
I asked him how that could of happened.
He said I was looking for love in all the wrong places.
Upstairs-Object-6683@reddit
A couple was visiting Alaska and the wife developed eye trouble. They thought they were visiting an ophthalmologist but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
Majestic_School_2435@reddit
OP- you set yourself up on this one.
bigb-2702@reddit (OP)
You're not understanding the concept of a joke.
Majestic_School_2435@reddit
Yes I do- the joke’s on you!
bigb-2702@reddit (OP)
LMK when you turn 18
notyourregularninja@reddit
Because the only way you have interacted sexually with others is through your eyes
harryregician@reddit
Things I learn on reddit
bigb-2702@reddit (OP)
Speak for yourself
Nero092807@reddit
Han Solo was looking for love in Alderaan places
aarrtee@reddit
from my understanding, it is a rare but potentially devastating condition.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/ocular-eye-herpes
not funny.
Senior_Reputation478@reddit
I see
aarrtee@reddit
well played
ztreHdrahciR@reddit
Which doctor?
Witch doctor?!? What kind of place is this?
manuyzmani@reddit
I went to the doctor, he gave me one year so I shot him. The judge gave me twenty!