Someone broke into my house and stole my lamp.
Posted by LinguistsDrinkIPAs@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 38 comments
I thought I’d be upset, but really, I’m delighted.
Posted by LinguistsDrinkIPAs@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 38 comments
I thought I’d be upset, but really, I’m delighted.
centstwo@reddit
Someone broke into my house and stole everything and replaced it all with exact replicas.
Sad-Consequence-1173@reddit
Her:delight is dead. Me: then change de bulb
Wafer_Over@reddit
Buy a new lamp, you will be enlightened!
Klotzster@reddit
That's dark
M-Noremac@reddit
Lighten up, dude.
r_spandit@reddit
I hope he understood what you (fila)ment
LinguistsDrinkIPAs@reddit (OP)
you are truly a lumen-ary with these puns!
r_spandit@reddit
No shade on me
FunkMasterE@reddit
This pun thread is burnt out
SayJay222@reddit
Yeah, but in some ways, you can't hold a candle to these puns
A1ianT0rtur3@reddit
What a dim-witted joke
M-Noremac@reddit
Obviously you're not very bright.
anyuser14@reddit
Watt will you do now?
WannaBeChuckNorris@reddit
Seems like they got off lightly
macthecomedian@reddit
I can't see that happening to me
LinguistsDrinkIPAs@reddit (OP)
Me either. It’s too dark
Menelatency@reddit
Maybe:
Someone broke into my house and stole all the light fixtures my ex picked out..
I thought I’d be upset, but really, I’m delighted.
LinguistsDrinkIPAs@reddit (OP)
This is a good one too!
jcloud240@reddit
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Beatless7@reddit
I wouldn't be upset but my genie was in it and I'd only used one wish so far.
Beatless7@reddit
Brilliant.
enry@reddit
That wasn't bright
Infarlock@reddit
It was a moth for sure
TurbulentWeb1941@reddit
I'm probably being a bit of a conspiracy theorist, here, but I think it may have been the lesser known de - illuminati.
Menelatency@reddit
Did you perhaps mean the Illuminoty? Not to be confused with the more salacious Illuminaughty.
LinguistsDrinkIPAs@reddit (OP)
This is good!!
Viking-Mutt@reddit
This joke lights up my life.
BuckyBeaver69@reddit
Check your bathroom to see if anything else was taken or you might have nothing to go on.
Gloomy-Bridge9112@reddit
I hope an investigation sheds light on what happened.
Careless-Mouse1519@reddit
The ole Lampaneli trick
DoFr56@reddit
Lovely Lava Lamps !
T-bone069@reddit
I think you were robbed!!
NinjaPenguin75@reddit
It was me. I LOVE LAMP
Corkscrewer45@reddit
Glad you didn't take a dim view of it.
GuntherHogmoney@reddit
You might not get sherlock, but hopefully you get some watts, son.
mrmitchs@reddit
I'm happy you lightened up. This could have taken a dark turn.
Malnurtured_Snay@reddit
Subtle and understated. Well done.
LinguistsDrinkIPAs@reddit (OP)
Many thanks!! I appreciate it 🥰