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Sgt_Rickshaw@reddit

You can rent it for $50 for like 3 min?

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Isakthor@reddit

Thought you meant you might end up crammed up the rear end of a trucker.

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Extension-Pepper4200@reddit

My sex life is like a Lamborghini, i could only get it if i stole it

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StinkySoggyUnderwear@reddit

Lies. You are romantically involved with Rosey

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Busy_Mortgage4556@reddit

Low, close to the ground and scrapes on bumps

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orrocos@reddit

Short, Italian, and I can’t afford to maintain it.

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4ntsInMyEyesJohnson@reddit

You can't afford it

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nderpandy@reddit

Only billionaires get them 14 years old or less.

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supacrispy@reddit

My sex life is like a mansion in the hills. I don't have a masion in the hills

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SafetyDanceInMyPants@reddit

If I want one, I'll need to make a lot more money.

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Dull_Investigator358@reddit

Short and fast?

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One_Economist_3761@reddit

….Non existent.

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ztreHdrahciR@reddit

On a cold morning when you really need her she won't turn over.

-Rodney Dangerfield

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greenbud1@reddit

It broke down, and I can't afford to fix it.

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Dashover@reddit

I don’t have a Lamborghini

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Top-Experience3875@reddit

Haha

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Trinity_Skeet@reddit

If it’s got tires, tracks or tits, it’s cheaper to rent.

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Juan_in_a_meeeelion@reddit

If it has wheels or a skirt, you can’t afford it

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aegersz@reddit

The line i heard is "if it's got tits or tyres then it's gonna give you trouble"

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flying_carabao@reddit

Same thing can be said for anything that flies, floats, or fucks

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Rambowl@reddit

My sex life is like a Lamborghini.

I don't have a Lamborghini.

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wildyam@reddit

It’s out of your league unless you rent it for an hour?

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GreenT1979@reddit

If a little red Corvette is a term for a person who has a lot of sex then call me a white Buick Century

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Odd_Tea_2100@reddit

Once every 100 years.

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captainofpizza@reddit

You can rent a lambo but they don’t let you do some of the things you might want and a bunch of other people have used it before you.

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Bentup85@reddit

I’ve only ever seen one in a magazine.

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deadspacekillers@reddit

I can put $50 into it and I still only get a couple inches.

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jimboiow@reddit

humblebrag

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Bonobo77@reddit

My sex life is like a Lamborghini in a city

I only ever ever get up to 2 gear

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Pavement_Vigilante@reddit

Takes a life time to save up to and goes really fast.

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sulldanivan@reddit

When the gull wings go up I stick my head in.

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Dykidnnid@reddit

Likely to be faster than I can handle

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FamiliarTaro7@reddit

"I don't have a Lamborghini" is the best way I've heard this told

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Rski765@reddit

Makes big skid marks

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MyR3dditAcc0unt@reddit

Haha stupid wife am i rite

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yIdontunderstand@reddit

Lamborghinis are like sex.

I look at it on the Internet a lot.

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rdev009@reddit

I thought it was going to be something like, “I unfortunately expel a lot gas during it.”

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sazamsone@reddit

You wish you had it and keep looking at it?

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jxx37@reddit

You get into an unnatural position for a fast and loud experience?

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USMCWrangler@reddit

Very expensive!

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dizzley@reddit

I look ridiculous just trying to get into it.

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placebo014@reddit

Gets railed by everyone at the showroom 🤣

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digiliquid01@reddit

Small, fast, and I can't afford it