My sex life is like a Lamborghini
Posted by notyourregularninja@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 43 comments
I can only wish for it!!
Posted by notyourregularninja@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 43 comments
I can only wish for it!!
Sgt_Rickshaw@reddit
You can rent it for $50 for like 3 min?
Isakthor@reddit
Thought you meant you might end up crammed up the rear end of a trucker.
Extension-Pepper4200@reddit
My sex life is like a Lamborghini, i could only get it if i stole it
StinkySoggyUnderwear@reddit
Lies. You are romantically involved with Rosey
Busy_Mortgage4556@reddit
Low, close to the ground and scrapes on bumps
orrocos@reddit
Short, Italian, and I can’t afford to maintain it.
4ntsInMyEyesJohnson@reddit
You can't afford it
nderpandy@reddit
Only billionaires get them 14 years old or less.
supacrispy@reddit
My sex life is like a mansion in the hills. I don't have a masion in the hills
SafetyDanceInMyPants@reddit
If I want one, I'll need to make a lot more money.
Dull_Investigator358@reddit
Short and fast?
One_Economist_3761@reddit
….Non existent.
ztreHdrahciR@reddit
On a cold morning when you really need her she won't turn over.
-Rodney Dangerfield
greenbud1@reddit
It broke down, and I can't afford to fix it.
Dashover@reddit
I don’t have a Lamborghini
Top-Experience3875@reddit
Haha
Trinity_Skeet@reddit
If it’s got tires, tracks or tits, it’s cheaper to rent.
Juan_in_a_meeeelion@reddit
If it has wheels or a skirt, you can’t afford it
aegersz@reddit
The line i heard is "if it's got tits or tyres then it's gonna give you trouble"
flying_carabao@reddit
Same thing can be said for anything that flies, floats, or fucks
Rambowl@reddit
My sex life is like a Lamborghini.
I don't have a Lamborghini.
wildyam@reddit
It’s out of your league unless you rent it for an hour?
GreenT1979@reddit
If a little red Corvette is a term for a person who has a lot of sex then call me a white Buick Century
Odd_Tea_2100@reddit
Once every 100 years.
captainofpizza@reddit
You can rent a lambo but they don’t let you do some of the things you might want and a bunch of other people have used it before you.
Bentup85@reddit
I’ve only ever seen one in a magazine.
deadspacekillers@reddit
I can put $50 into it and I still only get a couple inches.
jimboiow@reddit
humblebrag
Bonobo77@reddit
My sex life is like a Lamborghini in a city
I only ever ever get up to 2 gear
Pavement_Vigilante@reddit
Takes a life time to save up to and goes really fast.
sulldanivan@reddit
When the gull wings go up I stick my head in.
Dykidnnid@reddit
Likely to be faster than I can handle
FamiliarTaro7@reddit
"I don't have a Lamborghini" is the best way I've heard this told
Rski765@reddit
Makes big skid marks
MyR3dditAcc0unt@reddit
Haha stupid wife am i rite
yIdontunderstand@reddit
Lamborghinis are like sex.
I look at it on the Internet a lot.
rdev009@reddit
I thought it was going to be something like, “I unfortunately expel a lot gas during it.”
sazamsone@reddit
You wish you had it and keep looking at it?
jxx37@reddit
You get into an unnatural position for a fast and loud experience?
USMCWrangler@reddit
Very expensive!
dizzley@reddit
I look ridiculous just trying to get into it.
placebo014@reddit
Gets railed by everyone at the showroom 🤣
digiliquid01@reddit
Small, fast, and I can't afford it