For my final wish, I asked the genie to turn me into a flat piece of wood.
Posted by frank_mania@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 21 comments
I was board.
Posted by frank_mania@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 21 comments
I was board.
Ok_Material_2982@reddit
Carpenter's delight, flat as a board.
Physical-East-7881@reddit
A lot of funniest are splintering off of this joke!
JokeExplainBot@reddit
Board sounds like bored.
Physical-East-7881@reddit
Ooooooh, now I get it ;D
autoroaming@reddit
Paneful
Mot_the_evil_one@reddit
I thought you wanted to get nailed.
Grizeldarock@reddit
Funny!
DoctorGengar@reddit
You ought to walk the plank for that joke.
mrcorde@reddit
that joke gave me a woody
sharty_mcstoolpants@reddit
The only people laughing are thick as two planks.
notyourregularninja@reddit
This joke fell flat
wrightf@reddit
That joke is plane awful!
NinjaPenguin75@reddit
You plank
77notomorrow@reddit
Wasn't looking for knotty jokes tonight
Far-Adhesiveness3763@reddit
A lifetime of planking followed
stella93_@reddit
😂😂😂
Frankenfucker@reddit
This humor is on a different plane.
TurbulentWeb1941@reddit
I think this joke has woodworm
ScaryRun619@reddit
The joke has a grain of truth to it.
Human_Watercress_158@reddit
😂😂😂
bobhopeisgod@reddit
Nailed it!