Races
Posted by SirDinglesbury@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments
I kept coming second in races, so I asked my mate for advice.
He said, “A wise man once told me: if you want to win races, first you have to tie races.”
I said, “That makes no sense.”
He said, “He was Chinese.”
Then I looked down and saw my error.
Noctis-Banned-793@reddit
That is just razy lacism.
ysth@reddit
Rev. Spooner was an albino.
corpus-luteum@reddit
He was a shining wit.
cyberchaox@reddit
Thank you. Even after reading the top comment, I didn't get it; the L-R switch is so far out of my mind that my first thought when I saw an Asian race mentioned was that it was some sort of tie/Thai pun and was wondering what China did to Thailand.
Fun-Umpire-6682@reddit
Now say 'ruler'.
corpus-luteum@reddit
Oh no. This is lacist.
AmazingGrace911@reddit
I don’t get it.
FetchThePenguins@reddit
His shoelaces are untied, and Chinese people pronounce "l"s as "r"s.
fonefreek@reddit
Isn't that Japanese?
I'm sure his name wasn't pronounced Bruce Ree
President_Calhoun@reddit
Chinese, Japanese. To-may-to, to-mah-to.
rsatrioadi@reddit
No, it was pronounced Bluce Lee. /s
cyberchaox@reddit
Blue Three.
fromhelley@reddit
His shoelaces were not tied??
jbaby1980@reddit
That's just wong.
NinjaPenguin75@reddit
Two Wongs don't make a right
Unique_Anywhere5735@reddit
Absinthe make the fart go "Honda."
checker280@reddit
But two Wrights made an airplane.
NinjaPenguin75@reddit
Oh brother
ta9876543205@reddit
But they can make many more Wongs
lurker1957@reddit
Not if they put it in the Wong hole!
NinjaPenguin75@reddit
A ton of them? Souper
BadLegitimate1269@reddit
Why can't you call people in China over the phone?
Because every time you call Wing, you dial the Wong number.
Muertog@reddit
That's lacist.
lostinspaz@reddit
i don’t get what “win laces” is supposed to mean though
Trinity_Skeet@reddit
Sum Ting Wong
FetchThePenguins@reddit
His shoelaces are untied, and Chinese people pronounce "l"s as "r"s.