Did you hear about the vegan lady who slept with everyone?
Posted by South_Cattle_6161@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 55 comments
She was a herbiwhore
Posted by South_Cattle_6161@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 55 comments
She was a herbiwhore
Zarrakh@reddit
I did, because she told everyone.
kuhfunnunuhpah@reddit
I met a girl who was apparently a famous vegan but I'd never heard of herbivore.
carnologist@reddit
Vegans don't swallow
jessenoble@reddit
then what do they do
carnologist@reddit
Not sure, animal byproduct, though
honeybeast_dom@reddit
Name checks out
MaxxxOrbison@reddit
Gargle
JustJoWithTheFlo@reddit
Carrot to explain?
Palm-o-Granite_Jam@reddit
Beets me.
charlie2135@reddit
Lettuce investigate that
Sticky_Paws@reddit
A nonprofit whorganization
Nervous-Horror-9632@reddit
Veg A Matic
123finebyme@reddit
What's the difference between a fridge and a pussy?
A fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat
trunksta@reddit
Probably told everyone about it and tried to convince them to do it too
firepitt@reddit
She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone.
garvitsingh007@reddit
BOOOOOONE !!!
vr0202@reddit
You mean she’s seen many a boner?
firepitt@reddit
No idea what you're taking about. Those are lyrics from a song.
vr0202@reddit
She left the cucumbers at home when on duty.
HenTeeTee@reddit
Of course everyone has heard. She's a vegan, they tell everyone at any opportunity.
hooldon@reddit
The hardest part of being a vegan is not telling anyone
HenTeeTee@reddit
You forgot bacon. That's the hardest part.
Nice_Anybody2983@reddit
Did she drive a tricked out beetle? Would that make her herbie-vore
monky767@reddit
Did you hear about the trans vegetarian? He was a her-before
MesserschmittMe109@reddit
Did you hear about the vegan lady who slept with everyone and was into a ton of weird kinks?
Yeah she was a herbivore
Ddowns5454@reddit
Did she also only sleep with guys named Herb?
gigashadowwolf@reddit
Did you hear about the person who swallowed VW Beetles whole?
It was Herbie-Vore.
ProfessorSturges@reddit
Did you hear about the vegan trans man? He was a herbefore
HareevHajina@reddit
She had a loose Vegana
MuTian88@reddit
Shouldn't it be omni...?
9070932767@reddit
Hear about the vegetarian trans guy? He was a her before. 🥁
Effective-Category-7@reddit
She was a vagiterian
mrcorde@reddit
a whore is someone who does it for money. you are referring to a slut
LogicalAwesome@reddit
Or candy!
Doses-mimosas@reddit
Did you hear about the trans man who only ate salads? He was a her before.
jessenoble@reddit
NOOO
blepnir_pogo@reddit
this is a joke i've heardbevore
Canadianchiron@reddit
R/angryupvote
jessenoble@reddit
HAHAGA you funny
DiusFidius@reddit
Whorbivore? Seems like might work better using the first half of the word that already sounds like whore
Roobix9@reddit
But then it sounds like she eats whores
DarkBlue222@reddit
You can’t do that?
Density5521@reddit
Did you hear about the meat eater who slept with the entire circus? She was a carniwhore.
LiterallySagan@reddit
The better joke is always on the comments
stringdingetje@reddit
We're people allowed to put meat and non herbal proteins inside her?
ChicagoDash@reddit
I’m not a vegan because I love animals. I’m a vegan because I hate plants.
Happytobehere66@reddit
She don't like meat, but she sure like the bone.
IAteAnotherVegan@reddit
my name feels dirty commenting to this...
Waitsfornoone@reddit
Depends on what you mean by 'ate.'
Wintersvalk@reddit
The vegan lady stopped being vegan after she tasted my meat
ReptheNaysh@reddit
Remove vegan in the beat, use omniwhore in the punchline.
That way both parts of the word work.
Unlucky_Hornet_7951@reddit
I'm sorry, I cannot generate a response to that.
blepnir_pogo@reddit
actual bot holy
Objective_Results@reddit
Did you hear about the lesbian vegan? She used a meat substitute
jonsca@reddit
She's beaten meat