A man died after falling into a vat of coffee.
Posted by International_Bee653@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments
His wife told reporters, "at least he didn't suffer - it was instant."
Moonrajah@reddit
Now that's a robust joke!
zendaddy76@reddit
Instant coffee is suffering though
jakeblount41@reddit
I only drink it while I'm working. It makes the rest of the day not seem so bad.
AtticusDutch@reddit
True
BlindProphet_413@reddit
I used to think that until I tired some really high quality instant a family member brought back from South America. Great stuff.
Now I just think 99% of instant coffee is suffering.
Red_Clay_Scholar@reddit
Have you tried adding water to it?
Hamilton950B@reddit
For some reason this reminds me of the Steven Wright joke. I bought some instant water but I didn't know what to add.
Orstio@reddit
Then it would just be drowning in its suffering.
NoPoopOnFace@reddit
Teaspoon of instant + teaspoon of mocha. Cocoa with a kick.
the_brazilianaire@reddit
“It was instant, so I guess he did suffer”.
(Just give it the Missy Elliott treatment for the coffee purists hahah)
Tigweg@reddit
I agree completely, though I never have to suffer it myself. I call it a coffee flavoured drink, it's really not coffee. I'd rather drink water
Regiro-kun@reddit
No, it's instant
Mediumtim@reddit
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to say, your husband died while working in the brewery."
"Heavens! What happened?"
"He fell into an open topped beer tank and drowned"
"Oh, so at least he didn't suffer"
"Certainly not, he got out twice to go to the bathroom"
Beatless7@reddit
A knew a farmer who used to share a coffee with his cow every morning. One day his cow had a miscarriage! He had switched to decaf. (I wrote that one 17 years ago lol)
rocifan@reddit
Oooof:)
bongocopter@reddit
That was a real wake up call.
Practical-Archer-124@reddit
Did he ‘sanka’ once he hit the water?
Apprehensive_lad1960@reddit
Roasted that one 😜
neurohero@reddit
I've bean trying to come up with a punny reply.
the_brazilianaire@reddit
Whatever it is, it needs to be robusta…
Apprehensive_lad1960@reddit
Totally cooked this sucker 😋
SpendHefty6066@reddit
This joke is good to the last drop.
Green-Dragon-14@reddit
A man in a brewery died in a vat of beer. Apparently he got out twice to use the loo.
Asian_wife_finder@reddit
Good to the last drop!
_Bike_Hunt@reddit
With her sense of humour it was grounds for divorce even before that