What is Vlad the Impaler’s favorite joke?

So a bar goes into this guy...

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Up yours!

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I might be wrong but I'll take a stab at it

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You know what's the difference between tragedy and comedy?

Stakes.

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I guess you could say he's a real...puns man.

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A Wallachian, an Ottoman and a Pole meet in a field...

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I'm insome random hotel lobby in Japan and the receptionist is staring at me wondering why I suddenly guffawed out loud.

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I read a little book about Vlad the Impaler…

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The girl begins to levitate…

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“…and I order a drink.”

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Be careful, it's spiked!

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Oops.

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Bloody hell!