What celebrity gives colonoscopies?
Posted by luminous_daffodil@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 75 comments
Cameron Diaz
Posted by luminous_daffodil@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 75 comments
Cameron Diaz
Some1UNeverKnew@reddit
Not Celebrity Beyond??
Mijder@reddit
And here I was thinking “Colon O’Brien”
Enterprise-NCC1701-D@reddit
Or Colon Ferrell.
poozapper@reddit
Ferrel Colon?
theservman@reddit
He inserts wild animals.
Elect5643@reddit
that one feels way too real to not be an actual late-night bit 😂
poozapper@reddit
Anyone care to explain the joke? I am drawing a blank
Physical-East-7881@reddit
Come oooooon poozapper! ;D
washington_breadstix@reddit
Kinda sounds like "Camera in the ass" if you enunciate very weirdly.
clitpot23@reddit
Camera in dee ass
pedro_pascal_123@reddit
Who is dee? IASIP?
retiretobedlam@reddit
Camera in the ass —> camera inde azz —> Cameron Diaz
Moriar-T@reddit
Hold the door -> hold door -> Hodor
_hippydave_@reddit
SPOILER ALERT JFC
X6_Gorm@reddit
Now that's funny
aTrueBraj@reddit
😭
jaander8@reddit
Thank you!
Lietenantdan@reddit
Camera in the ass
EngageAndMakeItSo@reddit
Could someone explain? I didn’t get it the first four times.
carmium@reddit
It's a contest to see who could explain it to a 3-year-old.
mattfwood@reddit
Hammer on the eyes —> camel inter aspera
ensiform@reddit
Cammer on Dee adze
Patina_dk@reddit
Camero 'n Di 'az Camera in the ass.
s133b@reddit
All timer
jpsreddit85@reddit
I had to read the answer 4 times before I got it. Good job.
Sithfish@reddit
You have to say it in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice for it to work properly.
NecroJoe@reddit
Rollie Fingers
Sybrandus@reddit
Cameron Diaz nuts
StatusBuddy8490@reddit
I don’t get it.
1158pm@reddit
Camera in d ass
generally_unsuitable@reddit
What celebrity is the spokesperson for International Shrimp Day?
thehermit14@reddit
I don't understand.
ResistiveBeaver@reddit
Only problem is that she rectum.
hello_raleigh-durham@reddit
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
TurbulentWeb1941@reddit
But will it effect 'em?
4036@reddit
Shit. The answer isn't Steven Root?
hello_raleigh-durham@reddit
Excuse me…excuse me sir…I did not receive my colonoscope and they told me to talk to clinical engineering and they said that…
juberider@reddit
Hahahahahah
Lietenantdan@reddit
I'd much rather see Dr. Dre (digital rectal exam)
Yoguls@reddit
On a related note. What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr Dre
johnschool@reddit
Reese Witherspoon
Line4Guy@reddit
No. With a knife.
SirMrSkippy@reddit
Good old 84
4ssteroid@reddit
Proud dad moment
dirkalict@reddit
I think that’s “which celebrity tosses salad”
Cultural_Studio_628@reddit
Poop Dogg
BillyBatts83@reddit
I literally just had a colonoscopy the other day. I may drop this on my follow up consultation.
Empty_Nestor@reddit
r/angryupvote
aDhanjal13@reddit
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXoqAhqE6Um/?igsh=MXU0cnF5MmF1ZXpvaw==
AreJewOkay@reddit
Johnny Depth
lejpfrk@reddit
Camera-on-the-ass?
Ok_Material_2982@reddit
Harry Reams. Old porn star. 2000 women. Died of aids.
zachtheperson@reddit
Hand to re-read this like 100x but good one!
jaander8@reddit
Your statement encouraged me to not give up / to try again - which finally led to success - so thx!!
NumberNumb@reddit
Just got my first one yesterday. Thanks Cameron
dodadoler@reddit
Taylor swift
tommy0guns@reddit
Works best in an Indian accent
Relevant_Ad_5431@reddit
Took me a moment...funny!
Justagump@reddit
Rod knee Danger feels 🤫
philly_collins@reddit
Brilliant
Damrias_Jariac@reddit
Let’s go with… Deep Roy
Ddowns5454@reddit
Finally a fresh joke on Reddit
000700707@reddit
Beastie Boys
SonofRontgen@reddit
I thought it was Reece. With a spoon.
elwaln8r@reddit
I didn't know his name, but there is a mathematician that can work it out with a pencil
OutlandishnessNew904@reddit
😄😄😄
Educational-Ear-3136@reddit
Dr. Strangeglove
bookmarkjedi@reddit
Clever!
Sef247@reddit
I thought it might be Dr. Ken Jeong
SilverMonkey@reddit
Coolio
bethzur@reddit
That was pretty amazing.
Deapsee60@reddit
That’s funny.
SergioSBloch@reddit
Was gonna say Dr. Straneglove
GuntherHogmoney@reddit
I volunteer.
dogsforfun@reddit
Very nice. I'm going to share this joke