A college student is walking on the beach when he finds a magic lamp with a genie inside.
Posted by No_Constant_4968@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 13 comments
So the college student says,
“I want to be the richest man in the world.”
The genie snaps his fingers and responds,
”Sure. You know have a billion dollars.”
The college student frowns and says,
”That’s great and all, but I said the richest man in the world, not pay off my student debt.”
Calm_Secret_1523@reddit
A billion dollars does not make you the richest man in the world. Not even the thousandth richest man in the world. Factual error.
Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit
Truth is not a requirement for dialogue. Just because someone says something, it doesn't mean they're making a factual claim. It's the quotation marks that tells the reader this isn't an encyclopedia entry.
Jazzy1oh1@reddit
Old joke needs updated yup
NeitherAd2175@reddit
Copied from the comment earlier:
That's the joke. That he had like 300 billion in student debt and then once he became the richest man in the world he only had a billion dollars left after paying it.
BarracudaDelicious49@reddit
Having a billion dollars would not make him the richest man in the world
No_Constant_4968@reddit (OP)
My bad. Fixed to account for that.
legaladviceneeded542@reddit
look the genie doesn't get out much
FanraGump@reddit
That's the joke. That he had like 300 billion in student debt and then once he became the richest man in the world he only had a billion dollars left after paying it.
SpaceBug176@reddit
You sure? I feel like it was 1 billion dollars instead.
BarracudaDelicious49@reddit
Ah, you're right. Missed that.
Jonathan_Peachum@reddit
Man finds an old lamp and rubs it - POOF!, a genie emerges!
Congratulations, says the genie, you have two wishes!
The man is obviously overjoyed, but asks, Isn’t it usual to grant THREE wishes?
The genie points in the direction of the man’s crotch, and the man looks down and discovers that he has a long, thick penis in the place of what used to be a rather underwhelming one.
But…but…how did you know…?, splutters the man.
Mister, says the genie, I’ve been doing this gig for a long time.
Forsaken_Ad8252@reddit
The cabin boy fished a bottle out of the sea. A genie appeared from it. "I'm ready to grant you any wish!" "I don't need anything, but perhaps the boatswain does. Let the first wish he expresses be fulfilled!" "Very well!" says the genie. Then the boatswain comes out of the hold, stretches, and says, "What a beautiful day, anchor me in the ass!"
Fearchar@reddit
😅Clever!
Typo: "know" should be "now".