"Is this sodomy?", he asked....

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MinFootspace@reddit

To be frank... I'd need to change my name.

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New-Werewolf-9853@reddit

Or the importance of not being Earnest!

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Cirement@reddit

You shouldn't be asking questions when you're halfway into Ernest, it ruins the mood

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nun_gut@reddit

Reminds me of the dyslexic guy who had trouble coming to terms with his sexuality He was deep in daniel.

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TheTaoOfMe@reddit

Or the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who used to lie awake at night and wonder if there was a dog.

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humph_lyttelton@reddit

The dyslexic bestiality theologist: in dog we thrust.

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Historical_Monk_6118@reddit

What about the dyslexic pimp... bought a warehouse

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EphemeralDan@reddit (OP)

That's the joke that reminded me of this one when it was posted. I even posted this one as a comment there before posting it as a standalone.

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somebody... instead of half, turn the other cheek, Both Sides Now (apologies to Joni Mitchell https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Joni+Mitchell+both+sides&t=ffab&ia=web and Jesus https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=turn+the+other+cheek&ia=web)

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GotAir@reddit

Am I supposed to know who earnest is?

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acloudrift@reddit

Importance of Being In Earnest

(is (almost) the title of a Wilde comedy, obvious to EngLit nerds)
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Importance+of+Being+Earnest&t=ffab&ia=web

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porgy_tirebiter@reddit

This is a Tom Swifty joke. The Wikipedia entry has tons more, albeit less bawdy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Swifty

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EphemeralDan@reddit (OP)

I thought that's what they were called but wasn't sure enough to say so, and didn't care enough to check. Thank you for caring enough.

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MagpieLuvr@reddit

Bugger me, I believe it is.

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ducknumber4@reddit

How deep into the subject do you want to go?

Just the tip? Or so deep people will call you “master”?

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