What's the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's taser?
Posted by dunson28@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 30 comments
The magician's wand is for cunning stunts.
Justagump@reddit
Speaking of waving wands. What is the difference between swapping out a couple of words for a joke and being a comedian? The man most stoked - is left holding the joke with the palm of his hand😆
VisualFix5870@reddit
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches watches.Â
cookerg@reddit
One has his hand in his pants and the other has has his hand in your pants
VisualFix5870@reddit
Jokes on him. I cut holes in my pockets.Â
Inside_Sort_8106@reddit
the peeper' is" Big Brother"
LeonardoDaVirgin@reddit
the horse's name is Friday
BioletVeauregarde33@reddit
What's the difference between an archer with bad aim and a constipated owl?
One shoots but doesn't hit...
Inside_Sort_8106@reddit
the police stands & taunts
jerdle_reddit@reddit
And the magician tands and staunts?
FlawedScience79@reddit
Alternate setup... What's the difference between a magic show and a gentleman's club?
quarterpastfour@reddit
What's the difference between a brisk jog through open fields, and Gordon Ramsey?
One is a pant in the country.
je092706@reddit
What’s the difference between a hooker with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster salesman?
One shucks between fits…
Spectrum_Prez@reddit
What's the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie...
(Is there a name for this class of jokes? )
Ok_Material_2982@reddit
Spoonerisms
Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit
You're forking right.
SirBananaOrngeCumber@reddit
r/spoonerism
NovaCanuck@reddit
What's the difference between a Ritz and someone who enjoys anal?
Ones a snack cracker...
bubbameister1@reddit
This is from when Houston had it's first woman mayor. What's the difference between the mayor of Houston and the Houston ship channel? One is a busy ditch.
SnipTheDog@reddit
What's the difference between a bunch of pygmys and the Stanford women's track team? The pygmys are cunning runts.
DugganSC@reddit
Clean one, difference between a pursued deer and a short witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag.
464132@reddit
Difference between a trapeze artist and a stripper......?
IneedaWIPE@reddit
Too soon...wtf is wrong with this sub?
InnerDistribution450@reddit
Too soon for what?
Lynn_Davidson@reddit
Don’t Tase Me Bro was only 18 years ago, give us time to heal
deleted_by_reddit@reddit
[removed]
IneedaWIPE@reddit
Human connection
nayrwolf@reddit
What’s the difference between crab with breast implants and a transportation terminal? Ones a crusty bus station.
BigVos@reddit
What's the difference between a porn star and a trapeze artist?Â
The trapeze artist has a cunning stunt.
That-Lengthiness9257@reddit
😂Took me a second, that wordplay is sneaky. Classic joke.
daveshops@reddit
Something, something, Boston Marathon cunning runts