I wish to end embezzlement
Posted by BConscience@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 27 comments
Genie: you have 3 wishes
Me: I wish there is no embezzlement in the world
Genie: Granted, you have 9 wishes left.
BarracudaDelicious49@reddit
I need an explanation on this one. Did the genie undo some previous wishers wishes and give them to the current wisher?
BConscience@reddit (OP)
The genie embezzled 7 wishes
BarracudaDelicious49@reddit
How does one embezzle from themselves? Didn’t the previous wishers ask why they weren’t getting the standard 3 wishes?
BConscience@reddit (OP)
By the logic of this joke, which is an odd phrase to type, history will be rewritten, the genie legend would always have been 10 wishes. Because all genies originally embezzled 7 wishes each from God, leaving only 3 for the people. Now that it’s all retroactively cancelled, all previous wishers would have had 10 wishes to work with.
LightBrand99@reddit
Would it necessarily work that way? The phrasing is "I wish there is no embezzlement in the world", which is in present tense. The wish was not to retroactively remove all instances of embezzlement in the past, present and future. In particular, I don't think it actually even implies retroactively rewriting history. I think the past would be left untouched.
The wish does imply that future cases of embezzlement should not exist in the world, but as it is not explicitly stated, a pedantic genie might choose to interpret the wish as applying only to present cases, i.e., no embezzlement exists at the time the wish is made, but embezzlement may happen in the future, even a few seconds after the wish is made.
Regardless, I think the actual joke should still hold up, because the current genie's embezzlement of 7 wishes is happening at the present time, so the wish has to erase it regardless, and bring the total to 10. And since the genie's contract with the man has already begun and did not conclude yet, even a pedantic present-only genie still has to fulfill the current contract (now 10 wishes) without being able to embezzle any wishes. But future genies (including this one) would be able to embezzle 7 wishes again for people who discover the genies later in the future, if the current genie deceptively interprets the embezzlement wish to be strictly present-only.
Abyssallord@reddit
You know the joke is good when you have to deep dive into the lore.
uisgeoflife@reddit
Reddit should definitely have an /AnnotatedJokes subreddit for things like genie lore.
sevenonsiz@reddit
You have 9 left
BConscience@reddit (OP)
Explaining jokes make it funnier right?
WorkerWeekly9093@reddit
I thought it was good, thanks
boethius61@reddit
Always!
squngy@reddit
Genies embezzling from God is some interesting theology, lol.
theclapp@reddit
😆
BarracudaDelicious49@reddit
Ok that makes sense. He’s not giving previously embezzled jokes, he’s now giving the full amount of jokes due rather than pocketing some for himself. Got it.
monkeedude1212@reddit
The joke is that "the standard 3 wishes" is a lie, and everyone should have been given more wishes. But they never received them due to embezzlement.
Waste_Ingenuity5535@reddit
If you have watched Aladdin movies how many times did the Genie “ give “ free ones? And then gave himself 1 at the end. I’m referring to the cartoon one lol
MrGraynPink@reddit
The genie got genied with intelligent phrasing and trickery.
Death2Gnomes@reddit
I wanna say Bernie Madoff fits in here somewhere
West_Inside_3112@reddit
Why is did this appear underneath the joke? Is it such a hot subject today?
wvmusicmaster@reddit
You believe that there are actual genies?
West_Inside_3112@reddit
Sorry, photo about embezzlement meme did not get pasted
manuyzmani@reddit
I would rewrite the last sentence:
Genie (sighs): Granted, you have 9 wishes left.
Hunkfish@reddit
Seriously? Need geniesplain? Lol they Took 7 wishes for each 3 wishes given
Zealousideal_Beat365@reddit
Not only didn’t that end the Genie embezzlement but all politicians and salesmen vanished
redvoxfox@reddit
Washington D.C., New York City, Chicago, L.A., London, Paris, Tokyo, Dubai, ... financial, business and political capitols all in chaos ... or deserted!
MrMonte@reddit
I thought the punchline was gonna be.. “I just can’t take it anymore”
Xerxesinxs@reddit
I hadn't heard this one before & it took me a moment
take my enthusiastic upvote