Archimedes once said...
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Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I still couldn't lift your mom.
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Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I still couldn't lift your mom.
tlbs101@reddit
“Screw you!”
gr8whitepussyhunter@reddit
And his screw wasn’t enough for your momma either
bazzington@reddit
'The only true wisdom is knowing that you know yo mamas so fat she has her own postcode.' ~ So Crates
85K5@reddit (OP)
"To move the world we must first move your mom"
posophist@reddit
His hopping out of the tub to run naked through the crowded streets shouting Eureka was the first time that specific gravity gave rise to general levity.
DoFr56@reddit
Little unknown morsel of info. Archimedes forgot to put in his contacts.
It was his Mother that he could not get enough leverage on to lift off the ground.
Not yo momma, his momma !!
85K5@reddit (OP)
Another fun tidbit about Archimedes...He discovered the law of buoyancy, when he dropped your mother in the ocean, shouting "Eureka!" when it flooded the mainland
DoFr56@reddit
He struck in eastern Oklahoma. Lake Eufaula, a mom dropped into a pond, which created an island that makes the lake oblong like a juicy Phillycheese!