What seven-letter word starts with "egg" and ends with "soup"?

Posted by TheAmazingJazzy@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 55 comments

Chicken

(I cannot take credit for this joke; my coworker came up with it)

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Beautiful_man_1@reddit

But which came first ?

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AndyDLighthouse@reddit

Are I people? No, you are chicken. Do chicken come from people? No, chicken come from eggs. Are eggs born? No, eggs are laid. Are people laid? Not all, some are chicken.

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Beautiful_man_1@reddit

What drugs are you on my man ?

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NeuHundred@reddit

The egg, creatures were laying eggs millions of years before the chicken evolved.

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Beautiful_man_1@reddit

See my edit - I am aware of evolutionary history. Lighten up

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karky214@reddit

The one with the PED

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cretinlung@reddit

The egg came from something that was not quite a chicken.

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MicahailG@reddit

The egg; the question never implies it be a chicken egg.

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trekkerscout@reddit

The rooster.

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19Pnutbutter66@reddit

And that’s why the chicken crossed the road.

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Beautiful_man_1@reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs

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RugDaniels@reddit

https://youtu.be/97DKYE4ezm8?si=q6os_ba7tkKsT37r

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Redylittle@reddit

I was expecting this one first

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PsychologicalBid9943@reddit

We had plenty of eggs before chickens even existed.

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NormalGuyEndSarcasm@reddit

My wife says that i do.

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ArcadeKingpin@reddit

I don’t know. I’ve never brought an egg to orgasm

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Beautiful_man_1@reddit

Ah - you just have to whisk them away, bring them to boiling point and then they really come out of their shell - simples

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Order_Flaky@reddit

Just ordered both from amazon, so I guess we’ll find out

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Beautiful_man_1@reddit

Well depends whether you chose eggspress delivery I guess 🤣🤣🤣

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bornfri13theclipse@reddit

Usually me

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Beautiful_man_1@reddit

You mean you’re admitting to be an avisodomist ??? 🤣🤣🤣

https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-a-to-z-of-sexual-history-a-avisodomy-the-act-of-a-human-engaging-in-sexual-activity-involving-a-bird/

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Axtrodo@reddit

well, you're the one who knows the exact name for it ;)

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Beautiful_man_1@reddit

In England we call it hen pecked

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bornfri13theclipse@reddit

Oh, it's weird for me? But British dudes be having eggcelent sex with right sexy birds all the time?

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Beautiful_man_1@reddit

True what’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander I guess

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Standard-Rooster5573@reddit

Eggdrop

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PenguinHero007@reddit

A chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg.

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vtskr@reddit

Unless you are 250 years old and working for 235 of those 250 years your coworker didn’t “come up with this”

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EverythingZen19@reddit

Lobster

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420710TransportGuy@reddit

What about “Eggsoup? lol egg drop soup but still would of worked for the school district I graduated from it was a joke. No kid left behind they need someone to work the factory line!

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