I asked my German friend if he knew what the square root of 81 is....
Posted by shwarma_heaven@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 23 comments
He said no.
Posted by shwarma_heaven@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 23 comments
He said no.
ManOfTheMeeting@reddit
I asked my Italian friend if he knew what the square root of 81 is. That was hour ago and he is still talking.
sierratime@reddit
If you know an Italian, this.
LunarLeopard67@reddit
Italians seem to really hate their own football team. I went to a stadium and they were all yelling ‘Die! Die! Die!’ At the players
Engineer9@reddit
Friend had this from their Italian midwife
Ok-Imagination6497@reddit
How do you stop an Italian talking? ….tie his hands behind his back…
tlbs101@reddit
Using the companion appliance to a clothes washing machine in Germany is as easy as eins, zwei, drei.
darthy_parker@reddit
You mean an aftertextileschmutzextractionmaschinewetnessremovaldevice?
AbsoluteMaestro@reddit
I laughed way too hard at this. Ty.
knit1purrl2@reddit
I bet he more likely said “nein” (no in German)
jaytw522@reddit
"He said he was very bad at math but he got the answer right anyway!" JFC nobody tells this right
Leafan101@reddit
Do you know how you can tell a German wrote this joke?
Because it is in English.
Brugelbach@reddit
Harharhar (lacht in deutsch)
Ok_Grape8420@reddit
Please crosspost to r/germanhumor
shwarma_heaven@reddit (OP)
The rules will not let me cross there.
staticattacks@reddit
You have to swastika there
staticattacks@reddit
You have to swastika there
slamdanceswithwolves@reddit
Would be funny if that was a dead link.
bussinbeats@reddit
I asked my stoner friend if he knew what the square root of 420 was. He said, “69” nice.
ketchuptheclown@reddit
And the square root of 69 is 8 something
ManOfTheMeeting@reddit
I asked my French friend if he knew what the square root of four-twenty-one is...
He didn't answer because I didn't say Bonjour first.
sebjapon@reddit
Bonjour
While it’s rude to not say bonjour the first time you see anyone in a day, remember it’s also rude to say it a second time to the same person. Like you forgot out him in between.
Better keep tabs!
you-are-not-yourself@reddit
Nein! Or negative nein!
GrandmasterJoke@reddit
I asked my French friend if I could take a leak in his toilet.
He said, "Oui".