Hey, have y'all seen that new baguette-shaped dildo?
Posted by legowerewolf@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 46 comments
It's a pain in the ass.
Posted by legowerewolf@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 46 comments
It's a pain in the ass.
CombatEngineer478@reddit
Still got mine, its brown with a push button lid.
Altruistic_Bowler105@reddit
That what? Lmao
bombernik@reddit
It's a little wee wee
ivthreadp110@reddit
I thought she said A ménage à trois, not message my taint.
9spaceking@reddit
Some would name it Gustave (good stuff)
jonheese@reddit
Only if it’s made from dill dough
KingCabra@reddit
Didn’t expect a Death to Smoochy reference today.
gigashadowwolf@reddit
It's a... It's a... Rocket Ship!
roughczech@reddit
Nothing like an edible dildo...
tucrahman@reddit
Hon hon hon.
sim16@reddit
Comedy Gold.
RonPalancik@reddit
I grew up working in my family's bakery.
My first sexual experiences were inbread.
Aggravating-Drop-686@reddit
HA a good bilingual joke right here
DeputyDipshit619@reddit
They're a cunning linguist.
Veyrah@reddit
Very underrated comment
legowerewolf@reddit (OP)
Oh, is that how you spell it?
TheGacAttack@reddit
Cunnelinguist works in the Oxford tradition.
skshuffler@reddit
For those who cum after, of w.e they said in expedition 69.
techcheckers@reddit
There once was a baker named Lars, Who dabbled in curious arts, He said with a grin, “French bread’s quite a win— Though it’s truly a pain in the arse.”
hidingbehindyoursofa@reddit
Broke my teeth on a hoi sin duck sandwich once, it was f' canard.
wiznik@reddit
bread me daddy
lockenl0ad@reddit
C'mon you can do better! There's nothing special about it, you could place baguette-shaped with anything else and the joke is the same.
Here's a quick idea: have y'all seen that new baguette- shaped dildo?
In France they call it a Oui ner!
That's just what I got off the top off my head but you got it for next time!
WillJongIll@reddit
Pain = French word for bread
Z0bie@reddit
Looks like someone didn't get the joke.
Yoink1019@reddit
French tickler
GeT_NiCE_@reddit
This is honestly so funny
360walkaway@reddit
And sometimes it's a pain au chocolat.
mdsg5432@reddit
Sounds pretty cul.
Fabulous-Possible758@reddit
I don't remember ordering a chocolate croissant...
Luckinflux@reddit
I really need you to lay off the pistachios
ElfDestruct@reddit
Buying one is a clear sign you want to be bread.
alexfornuto@reddit
Try "au pain" to really sell the French.
Bbop512@reddit
Everything seasoning please!
Dull_Investigator358@reddit
You mean the dildough?
Quirky_Chicken_1840@reddit
OK, that’s funny…
Whiteshovel66@reddit
Where do you see that
Belzaem@reddit
It’s literally right behind you
keeper_of_bee@reddit
I'm not falling for that again
Aggravating-Drop-686@reddit
Falling on that again
Kinnins0n@reddit
Better phrasing would be:
“I baked a dildo-shaped baguette but it turned out a pain in the ass”
Ramikadyc@reddit
Reminds me of Selina Meyers’ angry rant at her incompetent team in Veep when they tried to get info from an even bigger idiot:
“That’s like using a croissant as a dildo: It doesn’t do the job, and it makes a fucking mess!”
W4YW4RDSON@reddit
Faguettes love it
DaFoxtrot86@reddit
Careful not to leave it in a hot place, or it'll be toast
CoCoFoShoDough@reddit
Probably made by a homosexual French baker, a Faguette, if you will.
Greyphire@reddit
Of course, I'm pain-sexual. In more ways than one ;)
ExistingBathroom9742@reddit
It could give you a yeast infection.