A man walks into a bar...

Posted by Cleopatra_bones@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 10 comments

He says to the bartender "give me ten shots of your finest whisky."

The bartender reaches for the dusty bottle of Macallan on the top shelf and proceeds to pour the man's ten shots.

Without wasting a breath, the man downs all ten shots, one right after the other.

"Holy hell! I've never seen anyone do that before. What's the occasion?" the bartender says.

"I don't have any money" says the man.

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Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit

It's even better if you don't have a bed for the night either. Because when the police are called, they give you a bed for the night, and a hot breakfast, and the next day is Groundhog Day and it starts all over again. You get drunk, you get a bed for the night, you get breakfast, and you start again.

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PrinceOfLeon@reddit

"Give me ten shots of your finest whisky, I'm celebrating a special occasion."

How is it so hard to tell the same jokes over and over without managing to fuck it up?

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BelethorsGeneralShit@reddit

We would have also accepted:

"Holy hell, I've never seen anyone drink like that!"

"Yeah, well you'd drink like that too if you had what I have"

"What do you have?"

"No money!"

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ethnicman1971@reddit

“Yeah, well you’d drink like that too if you lost what I lost”

“What did you lose”

“All my money”

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Sephiroth_az@reddit

"Holy hell! Why did you drink those so fast?!"
"You'd drink like that too if you had what I have..."
"Oh god... What do you have?"
"About 25c" [insert local currency low amount equivalent]

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KStryke_gamer001@reddit

Came here to comment this. The other versions are fine but this is the one the OP seems to have retold, albeit a little worse.

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Significant_You9481@reddit

Bad version of a good joke. It should start with

"gimme a shot before the problems start!"

Then repeat this several times.

Then at at point the barkeeper gets cautious as the guy hasn't shown any money yet and asks "what about some money?"

"Uh-oh, the problems start...."

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