Two wealthy women were bragging to each other about how wealthy they were.
Posted by YakClear601@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 5 comments
The first said, "My husband is so wealthy, he bought for us the very same bed used by Napoleon Bonaparte and Joséphine!"
The second replied: "Oh, so you sleep on second-hand furniture?"
MissingGravitas@reddit
Ah, must be new money, if they have to buy their own furniture.
whiskeytown79@reddit
Reminds of that scene in The Jerk where he's offended that the waiter brought him a wine that was several years old, and demanded he take it back and bring him a new one from this year.
Forsaken_Ad8252@reddit
The first flight of the super-comfortable Boeing airliner. A flight attendant comes out to the passengers. "Welcome to our plane! On the first floor of our super-comfortable airliner, you'll find a library, a swimming pool, and a bar. On the second floor, we have a gay club, a dance floor, and a massage parlor. On the third floor, we have a swimming pool, an orangery, and a golf course. Now, please fasten your seatbelts. Let's find out if this thing can actually fly".
Fetlocks_Glistening@reddit
About how wealthy their husbands are
FTFY
Srikandi715@reddit
Depending on where they live, it could be community property.