A pirate walks into a bar with a small steering wheel attached to the front of his pants.
Posted by EphemeralDan@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 17 comments
The bartender says "Hey! You have a small steering wheel attached to the front of your pants!"
"Arrr. I know", replied the pirate. "It's driving me nuts."
Its4MeitSnot4U@reddit
Arrr prepare to be boarded, me buxom wench
My_last_reddit@reddit
I love this joke so much! I love even more the retelling of it that got butchered and said "steering me balls" instead of "driving me nuts" so now whenever something is pissing me or my son off we say it's really "steering me balls!"
SpicyNuggs42@reddit
The butchered version is even better than the original
TankFoster@reddit
There's absolutely no need/reason for it to be a pirate. 😆
jetjordan@reddit
Pirate speak helps the joke because even though the expression "it's driving me nuts" is fine english, the implication is that he is also saying "it's driving MY nuts" where a pirate would substitute MY for ME.
I'm fun at parties!
ZiTRoNx@reddit
Clearly
UilleamMac@reddit
Back in the 70s it was an Aussie
bostondana2@reddit
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel for a hat. The bartender asks him, "what's with the paper towel?" And the pirate replies, "Aaaarrrggghhhh.... There be a bounty on my head...."
Hoboliftingaroma@reddit
This is my absolute most-told joke of all time.
Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit
I don't know whether to feel sorry for you, or to send you some self-help literature.
93rd_misfit@reddit
“It’s steering me clear of the wrong booty”
Overall_Leopard_9170@reddit
Pirate walks into a bar trembling with a large piece wood in his ass. Bartender says 'you've got a piece of wood in your ass' Pirate "shiver me timbers..."
yoerie86@reddit
Lol! First I heard this, was in Uncharted 4
bigboxes1@reddit
I never heard this one before
derf_vader@reddit
I told this same joke but the pirate had crabs
pra_com001@reddit
Good ol no. 79
hello_raleigh-durham@reddit
And you know what the pirate says 365 days after his 79th birthday?
“Aye, matey!”