What the term for getting a handjob from a single mom?
Posted by living_abovethestars@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 44 comments
A MILF shake.
Posted by living_abovethestars@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 44 comments
A MILF shake.
humper1969@reddit
A handjob from an older woman.
Dashover@reddit
It shouldn’t be called a B job No one likes a job
The_Real_Turbo_Chef@reddit
Handhobby
garyprud50@reddit
I'd say the term is LUCKY
BillyButcherX@reddit
Why single?
NumberVsAmount@reddit
Help, my arms are broken
CharlesBrown33@reddit
That thread is so freaking hot
Sno_Wolf@reddit
His mom wasn't single.
Just_a_guy81@reddit
Because single milfs are in your area just waiting to be fucked. Click here for more
Etheo@reddit
Because you only have one penis
h_grytpype_thynne@reddit
Getting a handjob from two moms simultaneously can lead to chafing. Your PSA for the day.
nderpandy@reddit
They might make you a banana split.
Good_Beer_God@reddit
I had a same question. And later i read this joke again without "single"... o0
So its unrelated, but neccessery.
BillyButcherX@reddit
Uf, tru
Equivalent-Draft9248@reddit
Redundant as married women don’t do those favors.
numismatic_fanatic@reddit
Does she have to be single?
emptyflare@reddit
“The flat white”
the_random_41@reddit
Mom with Parkinson’s is the joke here
mysonlikesorange@reddit
This is not funny. Where would someone even find these people.
oseart@reddit
Well the Parkinson’s clinic to start…
SnooCupcakes9855@reddit
Church
ol_darnell@reddit
‘Your local area’ is teeming with them
cnyfury@reddit
Asking for a friend? lol
Bashzog@reddit
I've had good luck at retirement homes.
UltimateT1tan@reddit
Can I get a banana milf-shake
ArachnidGuilty218@reddit
A pipe dream?
ddpaxio@reddit
Hand to milf
bjahn88@reddit
Is that on the menu at Dairy Queen?
Cowboy_Reaper@reddit
My MILF shake makes all the boys real hard.
dnizzle@reddit
Wouldn’t it be a SMILF Shake??
borg359@reddit
Nah, that’s a tranny blowjob.
D-Funk187@reddit
Is it still a Milf shake if she isn't single? Or is that just sparkling adultery?
ColdFiet@reddit
Read the joke again without the word 'single'
dontheconqueror@reddit
That made me snarf yo
Accomplished-Log2040@reddit
I feel this joke’s been around for a long time but no one actually said it
Whatever801@reddit
I appreciate you respecting the sanctity of marriage
ConfidentGuide3935@reddit
My milf shake brings all the boys to the yard
rizorith@reddit
Is that like a x rated dad joke? You just broke the rules
Westy___758@reddit
Brings all the boys to your yard
ndncharmer@reddit
Damn right, it's better than yours!
moms-sphaghetti@reddit
I could teach you…but I’d have to charge.
RSGator@reddit
Childhood trauma
NosDarkly@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUWK-fixiA
OrangutanLost@reddit
That’s truly terrible, but it made me laugh. 🤭