3 geese are talking, one of them looks around and says “It’s October and fall is here. My instincts are telling me it’s time to fly south for the winter”. The 2nd goose says, “Yeah, there’s a chill in the air, my instincts are telling me to fly south for the winter, too”.

The last goose looks at the other two and says “My instincts too, but it’s not telling me to do shit”.

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My instincts are telling me I should be productive, but it's not telling me to do shit either.

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“My END STINKS too…”

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Sounds like it should tell him to shit then.

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When geese fly south in a V shape, do you know why one side of the V is longer?

Because it has more geese in it.

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I always just assumed it was Nike branding.

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Third goose says. "I dunno, the holiday season's coming up. Why don't we see how we feel after Christmas?"

It's not great, but it might be an improvement?

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As a person who lives in goose territory, I feel like I should get this joke.

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Red and Gertrude (pair of geese) were flying south for the winter. Gertrude asks Red if he has noticed that the new cars are being unloaded?

Yes, I spotted several of them a little ways back!

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With jokes like this it's no wonder geese hate humans.