A daughter is visiting her widowed mother at an old persons home.

“I’m excited, because I’m going to Bangladesh today!”, says the old lady

The daughter suspects her mother, who is lying flat on her bed, has finally lost her mind, but listens patiently as the old lady continues.

“Most of other ladies here have done it. Some as a group. They say it’s marvellous. Gertrude next door is going to Bangladesh next week! I am so excited for all the new sights, sounds, and the smells”. The latter part said with a wild look in her eyes.

Suddenly there’s a knock at the door of the room and a young man enters. The daughter notices he is very handsome and fit. The man smiles sheepishly.

“Hello I am here for your mother. My name is Ladesh, from the Granny Banging agency.”