And then she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes and begun to panic.

Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to bride for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over bride's feet was hurting real bad.

When she and groom withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.

The rest of the family crowded around the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard groom say 'God, that was tight.'

'There,' whispered the mother of the bride. 'I told you she was a virgin.'

Then, to their surprise, they heard groom say. 'Right. Now for the
other one.' Followed by more grunting and straining at last groom said.
'My God. That was even tighter.'

'That's my boy,' said the father of the groom. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor.'