A mole family was living in their mole hole: a daddy mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole.
Posted by PensadorDispensado@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 37 comments
They were just about to eat dinner when an overpowering smell wafted down the hole.
The daddy mole rushes to the entrance and says, "Mmmm, I smell strawberries!"
Momma mole runs beside him and says, "Ohhh, I smell blueberries!"
Baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but is stuck behind them, and says, "All I smell is molasses!"
CriusofCoH@reddit
God, I have a flash animation of this joke on a drive sonewhere.
skweeds@reddit
I wish you would share it SWFtly but I don’t think I could open it.
CriusofCoH@reddit
I'd have to find it, first... that alone is nearly an epic quest....
PensadorDispensado@reddit (OP)
Good ol' Flash
Lucyyyyyy_K@reddit
I don't get it, can you explain?
PensadorDispensado@reddit (OP)
mole-asses
granitejon@reddit
I always heard it as Dad says Pancakes and mom says bacon and baby says molasses. Whenever I drive over Molas Pass (Ouray to Durango) I tell my self this joke and laugh hysterically.
Famous_Chicken1919@reddit
What happens when a mole passes gases?
Plus-Ad1802@reddit
Smells even more like mole asses.
ChickawawaBaby@reddit
Lol, nice one 🤣🤣🤣
DaddyCatALSO@reddit
As my dad used to call them "Those cute little brown things." More specifcally, whenever we had molasses cookies in the house, he said the name as three words, not two.
whyamihere999@reddit
Mole asses cookies
DaddyCatALSO@reddit
both eggs and actly
jrich8686@reddit
I’ve heard it as “I smell biscuits!” “I smell butter!” “I smell molasses!”
PM_ME_YOUR_PALE_LEGS@reddit
the biscuits version hits way better cause it actually builds to something instead of just fruit puns.
TwistedClyster@reddit
I’d go with maybe honey and syrup first, to keep it in the liquid sugary family. Otherwise thumbs up.
agent_uno@reddit
Chris Rock has entered the hole!
WaffleClown1@reddit
"I prefer syrup."
TwistedClyster@reddit
You can get right out of here if it’s not real maple though. And don’t try playing me like a grandma who’s out of syrup but has apple butter and cottage cheese.
OGBidwell@reddit
A classic. I haven't heard that in nearly 40 years. Rip grandpa.
Wilawah@reddit
A joke I have never heard!
Excellent
mrshakeshaft@reddit
My wife said she was going to make me a cake using molasses. I said that’s fine but what will you do with the rest of the mole?
AKMonkey2@reddit
Thanks, dad.
NYY15TM@reddit
68
redgatoradeeeeee@reddit
This was my grandma's favorite joke
Nightshift603@reddit
Unless you're the lead sled dog, the scenery never changes!
LicknDragon@reddit
Bold statement.
1970_RoadRunner@reddit
Honest to God…..my mom told us this joke in 1957 or thereabouts.
PensadorDispensado@reddit (OP)
Oldies but goldies
SubspaceHighway@reddit
One of the first set up/punchline jokes my grandpa ever told me. 7 year old me thought it was very funny
winthroprd@reddit
Did they pay the mole toll to get into this mole's hole?
iforgotwhat8wasfor@reddit
any time the jar was visible my dad used to say "how can i have MO-lasses if i ain't had NO-lasses?!"
LingonberryThin7090@reddit
1920 called...
Habeas-Opus@reddit
My wife’s favorite. She is not a joke person, but this is her one for the “ tell that joke you know” moment.
duzersb@reddit
What do you see when you look down a mole hole? Molasses
ozarkcanoer@reddit
He knows
No_Pie933@reddit
This is my all-time favorite joke, but I use bacon and pancakes.