What did the sailor say when he came home a day early and found his wife in bed with two friends?

“Hello, hello, hello!"

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Guess he was just being polite.

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“It’s usually me surrounded by semen”

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I assumed female!!

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Where I come from, it's policemen who are supposed to say that, not sailors.

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"I'd raise the mizzenmast for ye all, but it seems you're already motorboating"

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You forgot to post the joke...

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What what what?