One of my favorite ad campaigns

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  1. They say he found the Fountain of Youth, but didn’t drink because he wasn’t thirsty 
  2. He lives vicariously through himself 
  3. In a past life, he was himself 
  4. He once visited a psychic, to warn her 
  5. Five years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Today, over nine thousand people live and work there 
  6. His small talk has altered foreign policy 
  7. He never says something tastes like chicken. Not even chicken. 
  8. If opportunity knocks and he’s not home, opportunity waits 
  9. When in Rome, they do as he does 
  10. If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him. 
  11. He once parallel parked a train 
  12. Sasquatch has taken a photograph of him 
  13. He can slam a revolving door 
  14. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards 
  15. He would not be afraid to show his feminine side, if he had one 
  16. He is the only one to ever ace a Rorschach Test 
  17. Therapists open up to him 
  18. His two cents are worth $37 in change 
  19. His fortune cookies simply read “congratulations” 
  20. He once received a standing ovation from a juror’s box