Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench.
Posted by floppybunny26@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 8 comments
All of a sudden a strange man in a trench-coat walks in front of them and blatantly flashes them.
The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady also had a stroke. But the third old lady couldn't reach.
StarsBear75063@reddit
A fourth one, who works in the garment industry, just shook her head disapprovingly and said, "You call that a lining?"
Feeling-Arm-3888@reddit
At least she is getting stretched out.
CasUalNtT@reddit
Since jokes should subvert the expected punchline maybe it should read "and third lady just wanked him off".
RonTvDinner@reddit
The third finished him off.
floppybunny26@reddit (OP)
I like it.
5thPhantom@reddit
Works better when the old ladies are nuns, but still a good joke.
jerzyboy76@reddit
The original is in Outrageously Gross Jokes IV. Three old ladies were sitting at a bus stop when a flasher came by and exposed himself. The first two ladies had strokes, the third couldn't reach because she was on the far side of the bench
jerzyboy76@reddit
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