What does country and gospel music have in common?

It really starts to suck when you throw in an electric guitar.

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How do you define a perfect pitch? Its when you throw an accordian into a dumpster and it hits a banjo.

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This pleases Mark Twain AND Tom Waits!

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offended Weird Al noises

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Saw his whiplash schpeil on YouTube, made me laugh.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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Not a joke

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Not a fan of Lynyrd Skynyrd? Or Gram Parsons, Emmylou Harris, Lucinda Williams, Steve Earle...et cetera.

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Rock.

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I must be missing something. Where is the joke?

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The joke has left the building.

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What do/ how does

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