A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
Posted by SuspiciousLow3062@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 14 comments
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if hed like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Daves wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.
Flannelcommand@reddit
repeating my alternate punchline from the last time this one was posted:
The cabby turns his head and says, "taking this guy to the usual hotel?"
_no_one_knows_me_11@reddit
This one is funnier imo but something about dave being referred to as "this guy" doesn't sit right with me
BlackPitbull729@reddit
This is better.
4ssteroid@reddit
"to the Tickle Pink Inn then Martha?"
notyourregularninja@reddit
Hey but the cabby is in the competing bowling team and always bad mouthing
4ssteroid@reddit
Over the line Smokey
Material-Pineapple74@reddit
You're entering a world of pain.
Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit
Aa argh ....ol #334 .... !
TacticalGarand44@reddit
Who's that guy up there standing next to Dave?
Bobbiago@reddit
Gotta be that same fucking Dave - he knows everyone.
IshtarJack@reddit
Heard it so many times but I can never remember the punchline! It was worth it!
Ok_Material_2982@reddit
Fiction at short notice. The doorman, waitress, dancer, cabbie all saw a couple and conspired to separate them.
flossin_ice@reddit
Hilarious
SumonaFlorence@reddit
Nice ;d