Honeymoon
Posted by Early_Yesterday443@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments
The spry old gentleman of 89 had just returned from his honeymoon with his 23-year-old bride.
"How did the honeymoon go?" asked a friend.
"Oh, it went quite well," replied the old man, "but did you ever try to get a marshmallow into a kid's piggy bank?"
Dramatic-Gap8996@reddit
It would be less creepy if you removed "kid" from "piggy bank"
Early_Yesterday443@reddit (OP)
Since when dark humours need to be kid-friendly. Lol
DoFr56@reddit
When you’re done with the kid, wipe your dick on the teddy bear!
NeoRothschild@reddit
Indeed, although kid's piggy bank implies it's a tiny piggy bank
keysmag@reddit
Indeed, how many adult piggy banks have you seen?
Usual_Purchase_9567@reddit
You could flip the joke with an old woman and a young man and call it throwing stacks through a vault door.
2whatextent@reddit
Tossing a hot dog down a hallway.
Areadien@reddit
Huh? I don't get it.
stella93_@reddit
He couldn't keep it hard
Areadien@reddit
Ah, that makes sense. Thank you for clarifying for me.
NeoRothschild@reddit
Indeed, how'd you get that reddit avatar ?
Areadien@reddit
I made it when I started my account 4.5 years ago.
DoFr56@reddit
One day you will automatically understand that context!
stella93_@reddit
Your welcome I like your little reddit person
JaguarMammoth6231@reddit
It's possible if it's the kind with a stopper in the bottom, just pull that out and put the marshmallow in that way.
Fearchar@reddit
Where's the fun in that!😅
JaguarMammoth6231@reddit
Bend over and I'll show you
Justthewhole@reddit
She won’t do that now that she’s married
Ok_Material_2982@reddit
IV Viagra time.
SquidgyTheWhale@reddit
Milton Berle used to say that sex at his age was like shooting pool with a piece of rope.