What’s a polite substitute for the word MotherF’ r ?

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Gommie5x5@reddit

Up against the wall, melon farmer!

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Glum_Knowledge8757@reddit

Monkey finger

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dadadararara@reddit

I just wanna know why wasn't the word FatherF'r ever invented?

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hoganpaul@reddit

Melon Farmer. That's what was used to dub/censor a film I saw many years ago.

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ceelogreenicanth@reddit

I sometimes miss the cable censorship lines. My absolute favorite is from Kill Bill the sex offender nurse says "My Name is Buck and I like to ~~Party~~..."

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hoangdl@reddit

i'm a mushroom cloud laying melon farmer, melon farmer!

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zougathefist@reddit

Melon farmer is a nickname for an FPS sniper who gets headshots

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Air-Ed@reddit

I saw that movie!

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GyaradosDance@reddit

Die Hard With A Vengeance: Yippie Ki Yay, Melon Farmer

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amo1337@reddit

Mother trucker.

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fly_over_32@reddit

Watch your profanity

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CDNReaper@reddit

So….is not, “Mr. Falcon”?

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Grimdark-Waterbender@reddit

Pretty sure there should be a Captain in there somewhere.

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TheRook21@reddit

He didn't spend 5 years in Captain school to be called Mr.

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GyaradosDance@reddit

It is if you're watching Die Hard 2.

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Malnurtured_Snay@reddit

All of these damn mellow farming snakes on this mellow farming plane!!

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Philip_J_Frylock@reddit

*monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane

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4ssteroid@reddit

It's the one that says bad melon farmer

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Current-Brain-1983@reddit

Repo Man 1984, television edit.

Maybe others?

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Stekor-Tidder@reddit

Isn't that being unkind to actual melon farmers?🤔

Also, why melon farmers?

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callimpet@reddit

m f

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winthroprd@reddit

That's actually hilarious. Going to town on those melons.

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minedigger@reddit

Mother Father!

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PublicPool@reddit

Futher Mucker

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mrwolfdog@reddit

My mom hated MF, so we used FM. It shocked her but got a laugh, so that became our standard.

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Rich-Management9706@reddit

Hot supper

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Content_Hippo2362@reddit

Mother trucker!

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i_notold@reddit

My daughter, f19, says muppetfudge.

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DONNANOBLER@reddit

Father rapers.

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echotide@reddit

Saxophone

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Mikesaidit36@reddit

Never ask a lip reader “D’you suffer much?”

It looks like you’re calling them a sonovabitch.

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DanOfAllTrades80@reddit

Mother Hubbard

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zigbigidorlu@reddit

MondayToFriday

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PeanutTimely6846@reddit

Honey

Said with thright inflection, ooooooh.... biting!

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SenpaiNoticedU@reddit

Mother lover

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sadchild_@reddit

Even Weird Al used this one. "The motherlovin' clutch" in his trucker song.

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Oberst_Schnitzel@reddit

"You remind me of the tragic hero of Sophokles' most famous play"

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jonz2me@reddit

I use mother bugger. Same cadence, same feel, not offensive.

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Zlutz@reddit

Daddy chill!

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FFF_in_WY@reddit

I just use the polite Canadian translation:

Unclefucker

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Hige_Kuma@reddit

Jerk

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DarrenReadsReddit@reddit

Mother Hubbard

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TripleF73@reddit

Yep that’s my favourite term.

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DarrenReadsReddit@reddit

I stole it from Peter Parker.

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soapyw1@reddit

Mother trucker.

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One_Bird7607@reddit

motherlover

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jayshoeman@reddit

I like to adapt a southern affectation and say “sum bit’”

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MeBollasDellero@reddit

Fornication with Dad’s Knowledge.

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Jinksuk@reddit

The origin of the word FUCK is coming from Fornicating Under Consent of King

This is one of the false fact I used to belive in the early days of the internet.

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RedheadMom94@reddit

Maternophile.

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Legitimate_Curve8185@reddit

Mater bleeds while pater screams - quote from assassin's creed osyssey

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lonski97@reddit

Wtf I just did that mission, open Reddit and this is the first thing I see :D

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thePEEZforPREZ@reddit

Welcome. You just entered a new dimension. We’ve been waiting for you

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DanielOnReddit25@reddit

I... Regret doing that mission.

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FlanCharacter3878@reddit

MaggotFarmer they had to clean it up for family viewing version:

Clint Eastwood movie Heartbreak Ridge

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RedheadMom94@reddit

I know that question. Mom was bandit, dad was horny smith.

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justplayenarnd@reddit

I say fother mucker

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Satrialespork@reddit

Famously, mister falcon

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MrAmazing011@reddit

Ooh, that's going in the lexicon next to Maternovert

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RedheadMom94@reddit

What's that one?

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TheArtMan818@reddit

OMG I love this

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Cbignuss@reddit

I am sooo using this!

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RedheadMom94@reddit

Go ahead. I stole it myself.

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Vanlife200@reddit

You unt?

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Dizzman1@reddit

Cuntmuffin

Twatwaffle.

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mufcroberts@reddit

Mother fondler

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Snaggl3t00t4@reddit

Matermater

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RareCat2774@reddit

Mother trucker

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RopeAmine@reddit

Mater fornicator

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imest58@reddit

Mother F… ather

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leaky_eddie@reddit

Mother Scratcher, as in: “And me & Bill were patrolling down Nine Mile

Bill Roberts?

No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker. Anyway, we're approaching the wreck, and there's this spherical object a restin' in the highway. And it's not a piece of the car.

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tzyarles@reddit

You give Oedipus a run for his money. I know it's a phrase rather than a word, but I thought it polite.

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LastGuardianStanding@reddit

Dingus Donger

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I-Alpaca@reddit

technically all dads are motherfuckers.

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alpha1beta@reddit

Samuel L. Jackson says: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!

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Liv-Julia@reddit

Monkey Fightin'

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Nodasinoff@reddit

Gosh Dipit

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PumpikAnt58763@reddit

Dad.

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kranools@reddit

Motherclucker

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BigCrackZ@reddit

Oedipus?

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silver-shoes@reddit

Mother hugger

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VMCHN@reddit

I go for Mother Hubbard, shoutout the Engineer

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Kaneida@reddit

Motherlover

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ChardAggravating6713@reddit

Samuel L. Jackson

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Merlin2000-@reddit

The farmer's wife, Mother Fletcher.

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WJMorris3@reddit

I use "Oedipus".

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Cccp9@reddit

Polite and highbrow

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Ok_Entrepreneur_8509@reddit

Other Trucker

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Overall_Leopard_9170@reddit

Pizza delivery guy

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jimmyjamjar10101@reddit

I've always enjoyed Auntie Trucker.

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rogue74656@reddit

Dad

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JuggerMott@reddit

I say multiples. There's: Mother Hubbard Mother Father Mother French Toast Futher Mucker Muhfugger Mother front door

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Optimal_Law_4254@reddit

Martha Focker.

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szornyu@reddit

Mother-Father

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idonotknowwhototrust@reddit

Matcerchode

Unless they're Indian

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hiro928@reddit

Maternal Fornicator

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Artzebub@reddit

Am. Progenitor lover.

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85108@reddit

stinky poopy head

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cuatrofluoride@reddit

“I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!”

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joeynana@reddit

YouTuber I watch says ' Mother Father"

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ringontherail@reddit

Mother licker. Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

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CreampieCraver2469@reddit

You've seen Ol Greg's Man-gina

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jesse_christ@reddit

Motor Scooter

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Jazzlike_Way3801@reddit

I told my autocorrect to stop correcting my words, you mother forklift

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vshredd@reddit

"Do I amuse you, monkey fellow?"

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bigus-_-dickus@reddit

now that's a dad joke

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Oro_Outcast@reddit

It's not a dad joke until the kid's born; before that, it's a faux pa.

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ReliefOtherwise7317@reddit

Now that's funny right there!

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Zappavishnu@reddit

Father raper

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CoolDragon@reddit

Mother Fryer

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Artistic_Wind333@reddit

Oedipus

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NeverForNoReason@reddit

“I’m ya muthaflippin!” - Flight of the Choncords

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False_Ad_555@reddit

Technically your father was a motherfucker

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TheReal-Chris@reddit

You see this Larry? This is what happens when you find a stranger on the alps Larry.

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OscarDivine@reddit

Martha Trucker

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dontshoot9@reddit

Person who sleeps with mothers.

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notyourregularninja@reddit

Mailman?

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E70HSSV707@reddit

Mother tucker Mother fun bucket

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tarelben@reddit

Mother cusser

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sturges72@reddit

Mother Father!!

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Bub697@reddit

Son of a biscuit!

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SHADARK6@reddit

Some of a fish!

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E70HSSV707@reddit

Mother funhole

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E70HSSV707@reddit

Mother funword

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kevinlc1971@reddit

Maternal Meat Giver

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cam31954@reddit

Mr President….

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keyserfunk@reddit

Mother Lover

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Saidagive@reddit

Sweetie

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Ddowns5454@reddit

A couple of years ago I texted all the dads I knew "Happy motherfuckers Day!"

My wife didn't find it as hilarious as I did.

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iMaccHunt@reddit

Female parent fornicator

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Sathane@reddit

Mother reamer

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Creepy-Condition9139@reddit

Father

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itsbob20628@reddit

Mammy jammer.

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Ok_Material_2982@reddit

Oedipus Fux.

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Overthinkingfreedom@reddit

Holy Crackers

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simondlv@reddit

Oedipus

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ballcheese808@reddit

Mother fastcar

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SirCharlito44@reddit

Fother mucker

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huevosyhuevos@reddit

MoFo

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KindaDrunkRtNow@reddit

Mother father

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Arrtus@reddit

Mother lover

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rocketmn69_@reddit

Stupid C

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whosthebigwinner@reddit

Mother Lover of courseSNL - “ Mother Lover “

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Exploding_Testicles@reddit

Parental fornicator..

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Informal_Stress_9953@reddit

Matron lover

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mceggnog@reddit

Fornicator of She Who Gives Birth.

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2b-Kindly_@reddit

Mother father

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twa2w@reddit

Fothermucker

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D0fus@reddit

Sock Tucker.

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Dakzoo@reddit

Mother forker

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RandomErrer@reddit

Fathermocker

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Ham549@reddit

Mother father cocker spaniel

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DelusiveProphet@reddit

Muther Trucker!

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geighbryill@reddit

Surprised I had to scroll this far to see this? Midwesterner maybe?

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SashimiRocks@reddit

Duuuude

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jmtbkr@reddit

Mofo

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Academic_Elk_4270@reddit

Mutha puss bucket

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Curbside_Hero@reddit

Moogerfooger

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HeSaidSonOfMan@reddit

Father

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Elfbjorn@reddit

🤣

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k_princess@reddit

Mary Francis

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stargazer325@reddit

Mother freckle.

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lilmike39@reddit

Son of. A gun

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gimmemyinsurance@reddit

Double Frick

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WyoGrads@reddit

Mofo

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ghost_prince311@reddit

Birthgiver Fornicator

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drgojirax@reddit

Incestuous Fellow

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itsjakerobb@reddit

Monkey fighter.

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mambymum@reddit

Twat

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i_live_outside@reddit

"I beg your pardon"

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mr_humansoup@reddit

Mr. Falcon.

The TV dub for Die Hard 2 has John McClain saying, "Yippi-Ki-Ye, Mr. Falcon"

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hairy_colonic_jr@reddit

Mortar flicker

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no_lemom_no_melon@reddit

Bruncle

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matpac40@reddit

Mother Nature!!

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JerseyJimmyAsheville@reddit

Bless your heart…but that would be for a “Stupid MF’er”

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n_mcrae_1982@reddit

Yippie-ki-yay, Mister Falcon

That’s it! I have had with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!

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Pal_Smurch@reddit

I use pie-faced mammyjammer.

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Altruistic_History16@reddit

Mother Trucker has always been my go to

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OverallManagement824@reddit

I once had a friend that preferred to use uncle fucker.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles.

(It works better verbally)

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WhiteRabbit86@reddit

Monday to Friday

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psteve_m@reddit

Chester Hines used “mother raper.”

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3PointMolly@reddit

Fudge

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Matters_Not@reddit

Mother loving sock sucker

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ThatDarnTiff@reddit

Mother freaker

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The_Medicated@reddit

Maternal intercourse specialist

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GonerDoug@reddit

Brother Trucker

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ollien25@reddit

“Maderchod” It’s the Indian version and it feels so great to say

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Groovy_Chainsaw@reddit

I remember Venkman gathering the ecto sample at the beginning of Ghostbusters - " Mutha Pus Bucket ! "

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RobPollux@reddit

I always say "Southern Trucker."

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Ormyr@reddit

Oedipus if you're classy

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FXLRDude@reddit

Materbanger

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One_more_username@reddit

Howdy Neighbor?

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sunnylisa1@reddit

Mother Hubbard was the term a navy vet co-worker always used.

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donitosforeveryone@reddit

Mamas got a squeeze box she wears on her chest, when daddy gets home he never gets no rest…

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claustrophobic-toes@reddit

Muddy trucker

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Faribo_Greg@reddit

Bless your heart

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VolumeOk1357@reddit

Bendejo

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jeremiahfelt@reddit

Stranger found in the alps.

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larsonmars@reddit

Ne’er-do-well.

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Malnurtured_Snay@reddit

Motherfrakker

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doyouevenforkliftbro@reddit

Avatar the Last Airbender used Monkey Feathers

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aMazingMikey@reddit

I say Martha Frankin.

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TitsMaGraw@reddit

I use Martha Stewart….

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Place-Fantastic@reddit

I use mother father

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ShelbyDriver@reddit

I say madre fumar!

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darlyn0001@reddit

Mother huncher Mommy lover Mother flubber Mommy diddler

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nilknarf114@reddit

I say motherblinker

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watchandsee13@reddit

Mother Father

Mother Bear

Master Fluster

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EliotWatts@reddit

Intercourse with your mother

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ShinyTarnish409@reddit

Egg inseminator.

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Swift_skull@reddit

I'm tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!

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Lentra888@reddit

Oedipus.

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Historical_Monk_6118@reddit

Parental propagator?

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Sad-Reception-2266@reddit

mofo

motor scooter

mug (ala Eddie G.)

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ADeweyan@reddit

Matron Fucker?

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valhon99@reddit

Poopweasel

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Ashoka-myballs@reddit

Mother deflower

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RoburLC@reddit

Oedipus

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ContributionFew2559@reddit

Mamma jamma

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_DigitalHunk_@reddit

MAD TV had it as Mother Hugger.

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tiaratwinks@reddit

Oedipal person

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openeda@reddit

"Did she just say was edible?"

Rawr

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