A woman goes to her doctor complaining of exhaustion. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has sex.
Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 31 comments
"Every Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday," she says. The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.
"I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband."
cr1ter@reddit
What's she doing on Tuesday's
SpaceBug176@reddit
Bison graces her village.
Plus-King5266@reddit
Solid.
cnechiporenko@reddit
This reference, IMO is one of the best lines in a movie.
oOiSkyfallOo@reddit
Why not Friday?
soupscreen@reddit
She’s off work on saturday and sunday so she has to prepare herself for 2 full days of boinking
DerFlammenwerfer@reddit
Crosspost to /r/ethicalnonmonogamy
dadadararara@reddit
So the husband gets it once a week? Lucky dude!
paul_kiss@reddit
Family life - reality
soso_029@reddit
I upvoted just because it's close to the lucky number
kirriq@reddit
Sorry. This isn’t funny. Just sad.
MrSierra125@reddit
The Woke like you hate comedy
Boot_Effective@reddit
I know. She's always exhausted. Poor lady.
TnBluesman@reddit
It's a joke, not a Mission Statement for life.
2beatenup@reddit
I know. She missed Tuesday.
Xeo515@reddit
She is travelling back home to husband that that 😂
SpaceLemming@reddit
Which part am I supposed to laugh at?
kaiharizor@reddit
This is reddit. There are so many people that will love this trash.
MrSierra125@reddit
Also so many pearl clutchers
Terrorguy008@reddit
Always sex joke in the west are around affairs
Ochevesako@reddit
I'd cut out Wednesday if I were her. She doesn't need her husband for sex.
SkepticalGerm@reddit
r/yourjokebutworse
RcNorth@reddit
She might not get other things from him is he doesn’t get sex from her.
Is this where “tit for tat” comes from?
surftamer@reddit
Tit for Tad
BoeJacksonOnReddit@reddit
Only if she gets inked for giving up the pink
4mystuff@reddit
"Every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday," the woman replied.
Why not Wednesdays, the doctor asked.
"I'm home with my husband on Wednesday," the woman answered
ImNotThaaatDrunk@reddit
So the joke is that she's a slut?
crazyabe111@reddit
Cheating specifically.
Mack_Mimsy@reddit
I’m a slut too.
KneeDragr@reddit
Was her name Diana Russini?
Brockkklion@reddit
😁