Did you hear about the new game show where contestants compete to get a job at a hat making factory? It’s called…

“Who wants to be a Milliner?”

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David Mitchell made that joke on Mock the Week

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I would have been embarrassed for humanity if I was the first to come up with it. /searched “milliner” in r/jokes prior to posting and hadn’t seen it

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Becoming mad-as-a-hatter.

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Sounds like she wants to haberdash and eat it too.

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I felt that would be the punchline

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I’m glad I didn’t disappoint

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Welcome to Who's Fez is this Anyway, where one size fits all and you can blame your Hatter.

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Beret beret good

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Nice, but I bet the winner just barely edged out the competition.