What comes after death? Posted by NoTrifle834@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 50 comments Necrophiliacs.
[-] sgtholly@reddit This joke makes me want to crack open a cold one… [-] ContactMushroom@reddit Crack open a cold boy with the ones [-] AeroWolfDeer@reddit Humans crack open a cold one with the boys, vampires crack open a boy with the cold ones [-] AC-burg@reddit If you are quick some stay warmer than others [-] Waitsfornoone@reddit What is the optimal time? Asking for a friend. [-] AC-burg@reddit Temp drops exponentially with minimal retention so as the old saying goes first serve first cum and get it while its hot! [-] FocusMaster@reddit Just throw them in the crematorium for a few minutes. Low temp for 5 minutes may make the skin a little crispy, but the insides get nice and warm. [-] AC-burg@reddit Flip then 1/2 way for even heating? [-] NoTrifle834@reddit (OP) What have I created [-] AC-burg@reddit I mean I say 2 meals in one if you are into that I guess [-] NoTrifle834@reddit (OP) Why not, I know a mortician...
[-] ContactMushroom@reddit Crack open a cold boy with the ones [-] AeroWolfDeer@reddit Humans crack open a cold one with the boys, vampires crack open a boy with the cold ones
[-] AeroWolfDeer@reddit Humans crack open a cold one with the boys, vampires crack open a boy with the cold ones
[-] AC-burg@reddit If you are quick some stay warmer than others [-] Waitsfornoone@reddit What is the optimal time? Asking for a friend. [-] AC-burg@reddit Temp drops exponentially with minimal retention so as the old saying goes first serve first cum and get it while its hot! [-] FocusMaster@reddit Just throw them in the crematorium for a few minutes. Low temp for 5 minutes may make the skin a little crispy, but the insides get nice and warm. [-] AC-burg@reddit Flip then 1/2 way for even heating? [-] NoTrifle834@reddit (OP) What have I created [-] AC-burg@reddit I mean I say 2 meals in one if you are into that I guess
[-] Waitsfornoone@reddit What is the optimal time? Asking for a friend. [-] AC-burg@reddit Temp drops exponentially with minimal retention so as the old saying goes first serve first cum and get it while its hot!
[-] AC-burg@reddit Temp drops exponentially with minimal retention so as the old saying goes first serve first cum and get it while its hot!
[-] FocusMaster@reddit Just throw them in the crematorium for a few minutes. Low temp for 5 minutes may make the skin a little crispy, but the insides get nice and warm. [-] AC-burg@reddit Flip then 1/2 way for even heating? [-] NoTrifle834@reddit (OP) What have I created [-] AC-burg@reddit I mean I say 2 meals in one if you are into that I guess
[-] AC-burg@reddit Flip then 1/2 way for even heating? [-] NoTrifle834@reddit (OP) What have I created [-] AC-burg@reddit I mean I say 2 meals in one if you are into that I guess
[-] NoTrifle834@reddit (OP) What have I created [-] AC-burg@reddit I mean I say 2 meals in one if you are into that I guess
[-] Zayniiiiii@reddit Please rate your experience” but the stars are missing 😭 [-] Ok_Material_2982@reddit For the "Experience Economy".
[-] herbfriendly@reddit Well, after the death comes the cleanup, weapon disposal and then a Rimmer-shaped hole through the nearest door as I make my escape.
[-] LostBetsRed@reddit Deceit, at least in my dictionary. [-] tlbs101@reddit It’s Deauville in Merriam-Webster [-] LostBetsRed@reddit Well after deathbed and other words starting with death, mine is actually decease but I figured that was close enough to death to be confusing, so I skipped ahead to the next non-death related word.
[-] tlbs101@reddit It’s Deauville in Merriam-Webster [-] LostBetsRed@reddit Well after deathbed and other words starting with death, mine is actually decease but I figured that was close enough to death to be confusing, so I skipped ahead to the next non-death related word.
[-] LostBetsRed@reddit Well after deathbed and other words starting with death, mine is actually decease but I figured that was close enough to death to be confusing, so I skipped ahead to the next non-death related word.
[-] pennylanebarbershop@reddit Here is what comes after death: 1. This list is complete as of this moment. If anyone has evidence for adding to it, please submit. [-] Plus-King5266@reddit See Cowboy_Reaper’s comment [-] NoTrifle834@reddit (OP) Me [-] CannaPLUS@reddit Wait, did you just say you "come" after death?
[-] JaceBerrim@reddit Termination fees [-] Plus-King5266@reddit You’re assuming they let you out of your subscription for being dead. Not happening. Not for another six to eight months, at least. It’s been eight years and there are still sections of Ximfamy that refuse to acknowledge that my father is dead.
[-] Plus-King5266@reddit You’re assuming they let you out of your subscription for being dead. Not happening. Not for another six to eight months, at least. It’s been eight years and there are still sections of Ximfamy that refuse to acknowledge that my father is dead.
[-] Cowboy_Reaper@reddit Hell. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
[-] Waitsfornoone@reddit The news said there is a necrophiliac on the loose. Look alive, folks! [-] NoTrifle834@reddit (OP) 😂😂😂😂😂😂
[-] dennyitlo@reddit You're sick. Take my upvote. I don't think I could ever get stiff with a stiff. [-] NoTrifle834@reddit (OP) Upvote Taken like Natasha Kampusch
tuscan21@reddit
Ed Gein
Wendals87@reddit
Some people just like to crack open A stiff one after a long hard day
ARobertNotABob@reddit
"Or Glory" generally.
sgtholly@reddit
This joke makes me want to crack open a cold one…
ContactMushroom@reddit
Crack open a cold boy with the ones
AeroWolfDeer@reddit
Humans crack open a cold one with the boys, vampires crack open a boy with the cold ones
AC-burg@reddit
If you are quick some stay warmer than others
Waitsfornoone@reddit
What is the optimal time?
Asking for a friend.
AC-burg@reddit
Temp drops exponentially with minimal retention so as the old saying goes first serve first cum and get it while its hot!
FocusMaster@reddit
Just throw them in the crematorium for a few minutes. Low temp for 5 minutes may make the skin a little crispy, but the insides get nice and warm.
AC-burg@reddit
Flip then 1/2 way for even heating?
NoTrifle834@reddit (OP)
What have I created
AC-burg@reddit
I mean I say 2 meals in one if you are into that I guess
NoTrifle834@reddit (OP)
Why not, I know a mortician...
Zayniiiiii@reddit
Please rate your experience” but the stars are missing 😭
Ok_Material_2982@reddit
For the "Experience Economy".
Ok_Material_2982@reddit
Tax necrophiliacs.
Granite66@reddit
Death usually f**ked up anyway.
Tiredplumber2022@reddit
I was thinking, a male Praying Mantis?
AmiDeplorabilis@reddit
Someone with a bigger scythe.
Any_Strawberry_8711@reddit
The coroner
cybeaux@reddit
Embalmers prefer really cool people.
Therealme67@reddit
Taxes
Va3V1ctis@reddit
New game plus… 🤷♂️
herbfriendly@reddit
Well, after the death comes the cleanup, weapon disposal and then a Rimmer-shaped hole through the nearest door as I make my escape.
PlunxGisbit@reddit
Taxes
LostBetsRed@reddit
Deceit, at least in my dictionary.
tlbs101@reddit
It’s Deauville in Merriam-Webster
LostBetsRed@reddit
Well after deathbed and other words starting with death, mine is actually decease but I figured that was close enough to death to be confusing, so I skipped ahead to the next non-death related word.
pennylanebarbershop@reddit
Here is what comes after death:
1.
This list is complete as of this moment. If anyone has evidence for adding to it, please submit.
Plus-King5266@reddit
See Cowboy_Reaper’s comment
NoTrifle834@reddit (OP)
CannaPLUS@reddit
Wait, did you just say you "come" after death?
JaceBerrim@reddit
Termination fees
Plus-King5266@reddit
You’re assuming they let you out of your subscription for being dead. Not happening. Not for another six to eight months, at least.
It’s been eight years and there are still sections of Ximfamy that refuse to acknowledge that my father is dead.
Cowboy_Reaper@reddit
Are we talking the little death? Cause I thought that was just coming.
wefcksociety@reddit
Burden
Cowboy_Reaper@reddit
Hell.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
Malnurtured_Snay@reddit
A nap I hope
thebprince@reddit
The grim raper?
Grand-Guava-4348@reddit
An autopsy
No-Stay3118@reddit
Life
Ms74k_ten_c@reddit
Your wife. Finally!
ExistingBathroom9742@reddit
Deaths-head: n. A type of moth.
NoTrifle834@reddit (OP)
Na
Waitsfornoone@reddit
The news said there is a necrophiliac on the loose.
Look alive, folks!
NoTrifle834@reddit (OP)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
dennyitlo@reddit
You're sick. Take my upvote. I don't think I could ever get stiff with a stiff.
NoTrifle834@reddit (OP)
Upvote Taken like Natasha Kampusch
SL4D@reddit
Hopefully her after I suffocate.