Goes up to the teller and says "I'd like to open a damn savings account"

The teller says "sir I'd be happy to help you, but this is a place of buissiness - you can't swear here."

The man replies "I don' care, just let me open a damn savings account."

The teller says "Sir, That's just inappropriate, if you keep talking to me that way I'll have to get the manager."

The man says "Why won't you just open the damn savings account?"

So the teller goes and gets the manager- he comes out and says "Alright sir, I understand you're swearing at my employee - what seems to be the problem here?"

The man says "I don't have a problem - I just won 5 million dollars in the lottery and I want to open up a damn savings account!"

The manager looks at the teller and back at the man and says "And this mother fucker wouldn't let you?"