A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before...
Posted by BarMission7361@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 32 comments
So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can".
Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together".
So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..."
No-Morning31@reddit
Bhombal Dass - The Uncle of a Lion (A folk tale from Bangladesh). Author:Ashraf Siddiqu
Robthebold@reddit
The dogs name? Gruffalo.
6ft9man@reddit
Bark Gruffalo?
Robthebold@reddit
That’s a great dog name. But the best I’ve heard is Bob Barker.
travellering@reddit
Bob Barker's name is not one that many pets pass down to their kids...
HungryMako@reddit
You sir, are underappreciated.
Stellar_Stein@reddit
Mark Gruffalo.
This-Positive286@reddit
I give this comment FOUR MARK RUFFALOS!
ChocCooki3@reddit
Dog: Nants ingonyama bagithi ..
VariousAir@reddit
A gruffalo? What's a gruffalo?
Oh, didn't you know?
mr-poopie-butth0le@reddit
I love that I understand the reference.
Appropriate-Falcon75@reddit
The dog is more like the mouse in the story.
But I still appreciated your comment.
Robthebold@reddit
Not quite as quickly understood, but yeah, that gruffalo eating mouse is clever.
general_peabo@reddit
Lions don’t live in jungles
Electrical_Tomato_73@reddit
While African lions mainly live in grasslands/savannah, the Indian (Asiatic) lion lives mainly in the Gir forest region. Jungle is Hindi for forest.
Weshtonio@reddit
That's only because the last few of them have been parked there.
ulyssesfiuza@reddit
Dogs also not live in jungle. Only if they are a Chihuahua.
Deathray88@reddit
They don't typically talk either, but here we are.
TheDocMike@reddit
What are you talking about. Isn't that where he's supposedly sleeping tonight
Abject-Friendship712@reddit
And then a realist who has seen the whole series of events thinks "This is a pathetic joke as everyone knows animals can't talk!"
notyourregularninja@reddit
And the elephant in the room said I have heard it all so many times
floppybunny26@reddit
I like it.
D_Alex@reddit
So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says ">!Wow! A talking dog!!<".
muricabrb@reddit
A talking lion impressed by a talking dog? No way!
wrenhunter@reddit
So a leopard asks the dog, didn’t someone just post this last week?
The dog replies, you’re not lion.
deliverance73@reddit
I don’t spot that punchline.
aligning_ai@reddit
I've never seen a cheetah, but i found one today in OP
Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit
Aren't we going to mention the elephant in the room?
Effective_Dust_177@reddit
Spot on.
TopicPretend4161@reddit
The dog’s name is Ryan O’Rielly.
Brua_G@reddit
Than
dennyitlo@reddit
The monkey hears what the dog says and tells the lion, "Don't mind him, he never said that to me and you will love to eat him he's a Chow."