Two prostitutes are standing on the street corner.
Posted by WouldbeWanderer@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 47 comments
One asks the other, “You ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
The other one says, “No, but I have been swung around by the tits a few times.”
jlomohocob@reddit
Explain fuzz pls?
sucksLess@reddit
the fuzz = the police, but also the pubes
hence, double-entendre
DingusaurusU@reddit
Explain double please?
draadhaai@reddit
Typically more than 1 but less than 3.
smoffatt34920@reddit
Double just means twice as much. Double 500 is not less than 3...
ethnicman1971@reddit
How many is twice?
jlomohocob@reddit
Are you making fun of me bro? I will fuck you up!
sucksLess@reddit
it’s from deux
ja-cool@reddit
600%
delusion_magnet@reddit
'Fuzz' was slang in the 70s for police. It also means pubic hair.
NintendoDestroyer89@reddit
I always associated it with mustaches, but I don't know where it comes from.
robgod50@reddit
It's a UK slang term for the police. Hence the film "Hot Fuzz"
nbegiter@reddit
This exact joke was in this vert subreddit just a few weeks back.
Unfair-Morning1734@reddit
An oldie but still a goodie.
notyourregularninja@reddit
I need a repeat counter for jokes
KeithMyArthe@reddit
I can only verify 13 111 times, please provide a citation
floppybunny26@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1sln2cy/comment/og8jv1s/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
trebityblebity@reddit
Knew I had seen this one recently.
Mack_Mimsy@reddit
Good ol joke # 71. It’s just like joke #69 but with 2 fingers in your ass.
Ughh__@reddit
giggity
DotBeech@reddit
https://instantrimshot.com/
Toolboxx0@reddit
Good old number 73..
asoftquietude@reddit
Reminds me of an old MAD magazine joke
Two black girls were approached by a photographer
One girl said, "he's gonna focus"
other said "bofus?"
-old racist joke-
christopher_mtrl@reddit
Two prostitutes are standing on the corner aroudn Christmas time.
One ask the other "What did you ask Santa ?" The other says "Same 20$ I ask everybody".
JokeExplainBot@reddit
Fuzz can mean police or public hair.
juliashing101@reddit
Pubic
SerDuckOfPNW@reddit
Not if it’s a prostitute
Healthy_Ladder_6198@reddit
Giggle
jackwagon22w@reddit
Made me laugh out load and scared my dog and laughed even harder at him
otisramflow@reddit
You laughed out a load? Dog's reaction sounds justified.
Cowboy_Reaper@reddit
It was a laughgasm
TreacherousMango@reddit
Guffawgasm?
bestsmithfam@reddit
Harharhargasm?
LeftToaster@reddit
Giggity
Sithmaggot@reddit
Someone’s been reading Playboy jokes.
delusion_magnet@reddit
Circa 1977
FrontTea9986@reddit
Much older editions, when they were still fuzzy 🤣
d_bb_d@reddit
savethebush
Pikminfan300@reddit
XD
TBDG@reddit
Two prostitutes are standing on the street corner.
One says “Dang, it’s way too cold today for my outfit!”
The other one says “That’s easy for you to say! At least you’ve got something warm in your tummy!”
Spikerazorshards@reddit
r/boomerhumor
d_bb_d@reddit
Because pubic hair doesn't exist anymore?
Independent_Bite4682@reddit
Reposted already
Funny-Ad-3710@reddit
Perfection. No notes.
skip_churches@reddit
just wait 'til one of them gets fingered in the lineup
bturbitt@reddit
Not arrested, just aggressively detained
BadDadWhy@reddit
New one thanks