It was Christmas morning and the family were plodding home from church through the snow, discussing the service. They all seemed to have a bad word to say. Dad thought the bells had been rung dreadfully; Mum thought that the hymns were badly chosen; the eldest son fell asleep during the sermon and his twin sister could not agree with the prayers: all except for the youngest boy who opined; 'I don't know what you are all complaining about; I thought it was a damn good show for a penny!'