A Swede and a Norwegian were walking past a wheat field when they saw a Norwegian sitting on a rock in the middle of the wheat, holding a fishing pole.
Swede turns to his friend and says, 'hey, you should go tell your countryman you can't fish in a freaking wheat field.'
Norwegian turns to him and says, 'You go tell him. You know I can't swim.'
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Another one!
A Swede and a Norwegian were walking past a wheat field when they saw a Norwegian sitting on a rock in the middle of the wheat, holding a fishing pole.
Swede turns to his friend and says, 'hey, you should go tell your countryman you can't fish in a freaking wheat field.'
Norwegian turns to him and says, 'You go tell him. You know I can't swim.'
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And a bit of European humour to balance things out
The most biting humor is between neighbors. For example, the Belgians consider the Dutch to be far too thrifty. Thus:
Q: How do you Know the Dutch are back from vacation? A: You see the toilet paper hanging out to dry.
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