What's the difference between a chickpea and a Brazilian nut?
Posted by Meeia@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments
I never have to pay to have a Brazilian nut in my mouth.
CougheeCakes@reddit
You fucked up the joke. It’s “what’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?”
Folks will say well they’re the same thing.
Then you pull the punchline. “I’ve never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!”
FFS.
AfraidOfTheSun@reddit
Right, and that has also been posted multiple times in the past week.
For the slow people, here's why that one makes sense as a joke: chickpeas and garbanzo beans are the same thing, so the question of "what the difference" between those two names actually arises in conversation.
Now, sure, you can compare any two things, but the thing is called a "Brazil nut", and I don't think OP is referring to just any Brazilian nut, they're using the name wrong and don't realize it..
I would say nice effort but they obviously saw the original and tried to improve it but failed
JaguarMammoth6231@reddit
They're doing a variant joke with the verb form of nut
wrenhunter@reddit
Do you have to pay extra to touch his garbanzo beans?
mokicoo@reddit
How many is a Brazilian?
ToastedSlider@reddit
Damn, that's a lot of nut.
slamdanceswithwolves@reddit
That amount of nuts is nuts!
Zen_Badger@reddit
What's the Brazilians name?
slamdanceswithwolves@reddit
This guy gets it.
BlueManQuad@reddit
Clearly OP enjoys having a Brazilian nut in his mouth
Meeia@reddit (OP)
It's the nutty flavours for me
Browncoatdan@reddit
Where are brazil nuts free? This joke makes no sense. Where do brazilian men nut in your mouth for free, as opposed to women charging for peeing?
You can swap it around and it's the same supposed punchline.
"I never have to pay to have a chick pee in my mouth."
Ludicrous behaviour.
Meeia@reddit (OP)
Interesting how much time you spend dissecting an obviously dumb pun and analyse it against your actual life. Do you also conduct a lot of research on the motivations of terrestrial avian species traversing motorways?
But to play along - you absolutely can blow as many men as you want for free by being a hot gay man in Rio. Go ask 10 random women if they will pee on you and let me know how it goes.
godlytoast3r@reddit
They're called brazil nuts
Meeia@reddit (OP)
You're right. But you're also wrong.
NevRaDull_Moment1969@reddit
You said what you meant. Not everyone gets that. I've actually never paid for either. Well maybe there was that 23 years of marriage.
Do_not_use_after@reddit
Surely that's the difference between a chickpea and a teabag, even if it's a Brazilian providing the teabag.
Jche98@reddit
Dude has never heard of the Rio de Janiero gay prostitute scene
LittlestBlythe@reddit
Speak for yourself
DeltaCommandFish@reddit
To be fair, not everyone wants a Brazilians nuts in their mouth. But I suppose you’re getting a good rate.