What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
Posted by Responsible-Bid3346@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments
They both spread for bread
Posted by Responsible-Bid3346@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments
They both spread for bread
indie_bevo@reddit
You spread 'em, lick 'em and then eat 'em
Bentup85@reddit
If you go in the champagne room alone with one of them, everyone is gonna assume some stuff.
imissbaconreader@reddit
There is NO peanut butter in the champagne room!
wvmusicmaster@reddit
Ah, so that's where it went!
pcboater2002@reddit
Both Spread Easy !
mrcorde@reddit
they come in ‘smooth’ and ‘crunchy’?
himurasg@reddit
There’s nuts in one and you nut in the other? 🥜
DoFr56@reddit
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometime you want to feel my nut?
mrmitchs@reddit
Both can be sticky
martphon@reddit
I was thinking, um... They stick to the roof of your mouth?
DoFr56@reddit
Anything from her that sticks to the roof of my mouth, I better have brought it!
AdPuzzleheaded1717@reddit
They also have a pet dog
ethernate@reddit
What’s the difference between a strip club and a circus?
The circus is full of performers with cunning stunts.
SnooFloofs1805@reddit
You can't peanut butter your dick in their... oh wait, wrong joke.
Johnatron2000@reddit
Mmm, jelly…
Frostiskegg@reddit
It's a surprise when they have nuts?
NevRaDull_Moment1969@reddit
Not always...
spaceace1988@reddit
They stick to the roof of your mouth when you eat them.
Extension-Camera3668@reddit
They are both embroiled in nuts
Fisch_guts@reddit
Gotta brush your teeth after or the taste doesn't go away
ChaosSlave51@reddit
They both call for a little jam
JaredAWESOME@reddit
If you enter into a room with either one and a dog, people are going to make some terrible assumptions.
thewNYC@reddit
They both stick to the roof of your mouth
justplayenarnd@reddit
They both taste good with jelly on them
Shawaii@reddit
Dome people still pay for the chunky one.
F10eagle1@reddit
They’re both available in creamy or crunchy.
SpringerPop@reddit
Easy to spread once you flash some dough.
Eric20255@reddit
lol. Good one
Responsible-Bid3346@reddit (OP)
Thanks, I still laugh my ass off when I hear/read it 🤣🤣🤣