Why was the blonde stuck in the shower all day?

Because the shampoo bottle said, “Rinse, Wash, Repeat”.

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This joke must be blonde, then.

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Hey be nice. I am pharmacy blonde. lol

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I thought you would be called a suicide blonde. Dyed by her own hand.

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Isn't it lather, rinse repeat? Wouldn't rinse be the same as wash?

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Well spotted!

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Must be Blonde shampoo. All I've ever seen says to rinse AFTER wash.

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This is the second time I’ve seen “rinse, wash, repeat” today after never having seen it said that way before.

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The blonde girl was stuck on the escalator as the power went off .....

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Obviously fake, she can't read

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Sounds like a blonde programmer joke

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If true then recursion

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Oh wow the blonde could read?

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Blondes are stereotypically perceived to be unintelligent.

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They’re not just not very smart but never mind

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Water you know about that.