A couple is asleep when their doorbell rings at 3am.
Posted by harborrider@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments
The wife shakes the husband and says "honey, there's someone at the door."
The husband, irritated gets up and opens the door to an obviously drunk man.
"Can I help you?"
"Could you give me a push?" asks the drunk man.
"Hell no, and besides you are drunk" and slams the door shut.
As he gets back into bed, his wife begins to lecture him."Don't you remember when we were stranded on the side of the road and people stopped to help us? You should go outside and help the poor man."
Realizing this, the husband gets dressed and heads to the door. Opening it, he realizes the man has left and yells out, "Do you still need a push?"
In the distance, he hears a reply, "Yes Please.""Where are you?" to which he hears, "Over here on the swing set."
pra_com001@reddit
No. 49
bigmacChickenfry@reddit
No. 1 for me :)
espositorpedo@reddit
Led Zepplin approves this joke.
ol1v1era@reddit
Also does Julius Cesar
TheCollector1134@reddit
What is the joke here?
dasatain@reddit
I didn’t get it at all either.
WaitWaWhat@reddit
Usually, "can you give me a push?" means a push because your car has broken down and it will help it to get going. Since the man is drunk he refuses to help what he thinks will be getting his car started.
TheCollector1134@reddit
Ohh that makes sense, I was wondering the significance of him being drunk
According_Tennis_418@reddit
It doesn't take a grammar or spelling expert to figure out the last line. I guess assholes don't get it though. Tee hee
whentheworldquiets@reddit
The version of this I heard was a ghost story rather than a drunk guy.
Regardless... Can we talk about why people don't know how to tell jokes? I don't get it (pun intended). I mean... just fkn look at the last line of this joke. It's a mess.
coyoteatemyhomework@reddit
Oldy but a goody applies here.