Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw

Posted by tellerofxtales@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 12 comments

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.

So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his

knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.

The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his cock, starts masturbating and points at it.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs

down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

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Tenzipper@reddit

I thought it was perhaps, "Go fuck yourself!"

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Ebeling-Jamey94@reddit

LMAO that's a classic. I heard it as I saw that coming but the delivery is everything.

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clearlybaffled@reddit

Unfortunately 5th floor guy did not see it coming...

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zair58@reddit

Ah! So this explains all the crotch-grabbing I see on construction sites

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drunksquatch@reddit

The one I heard was a guy and his wife. He needs the hammer, she can't hear so he signs.

Points to his eye, then his knee, then makes hammer motion.

She points to her eye, grabs her boob, then grabs her crotch. So he goes running over.

I was trying to say "eye, kneed, the hammer", as he does the signs.

She explains while signing, and I was trying to say, "eye, left tit, in the box".

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A week later, the guy on the fifth floor had the same problem. He spotted a worker down on the ground floor and called down to her, but again she couldn’t hear him, so again he mimed Eye, Knee(d), and a sawing motion. She looked up, nodded, and pointed to her eye, then reached across her body to grab her left breast, and then grabbed her crotch.

He stormed downstairs to ask why she couldn’t just be helpful, and she said “I was trying to tell you you didn’t need to come down if you needed a saw. Eye; Left tit: in the Toolbox!”

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